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[boy screaming]
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[boy] "Go to middle school,"
they said.
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"It'll be the best years of
your life," they said.
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"It'll be fun," they said.
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Does it look like
I'm having fun?
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Absolutely not!
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No fun! Zero out of ten!
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Would not recommend!
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I've been in middle school
for two whole days,
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and so far, it's been
incredibly, terribly...
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weird.
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[crackling]
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♪ upbeat rock music playing ♪
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But let's back up a day or two.
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- [dog growling]
- Hi. My name is AJ
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and I hate school.
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[barking]
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Here goes nothing.
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[friend] Don't do it, AJ!
Don't jump!
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This is certain
dog-induced death.
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Death seems unlikely, Ryan.
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I'm going for "slightly maimed"
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just so I miss
the first few weeks of school
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until I can figure out
a more permanent solution.
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- Lex, you getting this?
- [Lex] You know I am.
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Arlo Jervis Williams
back at it again
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with another attempt to
injure himself out of school.
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That's dedication, y'all.
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AJ, seriously.
Let's just climb down.
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You know how I feel
about heights.
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And that dog could be rabid.
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[AJ] Interesting. Rabies.
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You know, that could keep me out
the whole year.
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You'd also go mad and die
a slow, painful death.
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Is middle school really
gonna be this bad?
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[rumbling]
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Whoa! Did you see that?
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A shooting star during the day.
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Eh. Doesn't translate.
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Make a wish.
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[AJ] Would it be so bad
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to give the first day a try
to see how it goes?
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And avoid the rabies.
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You know what?
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Maybe this isn't the best idea
I've ever had.
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Smart.
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Yeehaw!
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Lex!
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Who's a good girl?
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You're a good girl.
Yes, you are!
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- Hey! Good girl.
- Huh.
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I guess that plan was flawed
for a number of reasons.
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[Ryan] Can, uh...
Can someone get me down?
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[Lex] We made it, boys.
Mid Dell Middle School.
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Putting the "mid"
in middle school since 1962.
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Say what's up to my phone!
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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As the only member of this
friend group with a phone,
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it is my duty to document
our middle school experience.
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Not true. I have a phone.
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Bruh, that is not a phone.
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Yeah. I know.
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Come on, Mid Dell Middle!
Let's go!
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453, 454...
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I've got you.
Mr. Jones, help the kids.
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- We've gotta move them in, in!
- Why is that adult screaming?
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Come on! Let's move! Please!
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We should leave.
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Faster kids pick up
the slower kids.
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Let's go! In, in, in!
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For the love
of Sha'Carri Richardson!
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- What are you guys doing?
- Faster!
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- Come on, everybody!
- Sorry.
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I'm not trying to get bullied
by an old person today.
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Hey! You!
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You're the last person! Please!
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Quick, three , two...
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- Before the school bell--
- [bell ringing]
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[wailing] Oh!
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What is your name?
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AJ.
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Well, KJ, my name is Mr. Klutz,
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and I'm your new principal.
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And you didn't get inside
by the first bell,
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which means I lost the bet.
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The bet?
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I had a bet with the students
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that if everybody
made it here on time,
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I would get to shave my head
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and then paint it
the school colors.
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And you wanted to do that?
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Enough.
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Welcome to school, CJ.
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[AJ] Okay. Not the best start.
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♪ mellow pop music playing ♪
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Maybe it'll get better.
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[Lex]
First day of school fit check!
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Whoo!
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Okay, slay!
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♪ Feeling the bass
through the amplifier ♪
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Pajamas on the first day.
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- Very brave.
- Watch it!
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If you wanna be a trendsetter,
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you have to be fearless.
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Comfort is fashion, kids.
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Don't say I didn't tell you.
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[beeps]
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- [locker door slams]
- Mark my words.
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Everyone is gonna dress like me
by end of the month.
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- [hesitantly] Yeah.
- [bell ringing]
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♪ calming music playing ♪
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Hey.
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[laughs]
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Cool.
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Are you a teacher?
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Nah. Fourth-year eighth grader.
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Give or take a few years.
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So that would make you...
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[speaking French]
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Dubois only speaks French.
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[speaking French]
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[replies in French]
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[both converse in French]
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[flies buzzing]
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If she only speaks French,
how are we supposed to learn...
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[conversing in French]
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[AJ] Of course. Her.
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How to describe Andrea Young?
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Mortal enemy?
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I took a few hours
of tutoring over the summer.
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[AJ] Bane of my existence.
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One hundred six, to be precise.
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Super annoying.
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♪ gentle music playing ♪
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Did I say that out loud?
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[speaking French]
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I don't know French yet.
That's why I'm in French class.
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[laughs] You're such
an evolutionary step backwards.
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Bet you can't call me
that in French.
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Bet you don't know
what that means in English.
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I know what elevation is,
Andrea.
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[flies buzzing]
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[AJ] Not my best comeback.
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When's lunch?
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[indistinct chatter]
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♪ Everybody in my line
getting chickpeas ♪
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♪ Chickpeas
Chi-chi-chickpeas ♪
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♪ Everybody in my line
getting chickpeas ♪
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♪ Chickpeas
Chi-chi-chickpeas ♪
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♪ Everybody in my line... ♪
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Thank you.
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You want more chickpeas?
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Take your chickpeas.
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Well, I'll give you some more.
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What was that?
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I think it's a millennial thing.
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I didn't love it.
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She gave me twice as many
chickpeas as she gave you.
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Dude, I think she's just
passionate about peas.
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[Klutz] Good day, students.
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This is Principal Klutz
speaking.
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The staff and I are very excited
to welcome you
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all back to school.
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Remember to keep
that energy positive,
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and enjoy the day.
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And I'm going to enjoy
my chicken sandwich.
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Yeah, and I'm gonna stick
to chips.
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LeBron's in the paint.
No time on the clock. He shoots.
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He sinks it!
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Ah! Yeah!
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No!
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[grunts angrily]
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No score!
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Ms. Lazar, janitor.
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And you need to break it down.
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Uh... What?
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- [record needle scratches]
- B-B-B-B-Break it down!
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♪ Separate your trash ♪
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♪ Or we'll kick you in the... ♪
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♪ Butt ♪
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♪ We work together ♪
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♪ To make the world
a little better ♪
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Go, LaGrange! Whoo!
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[flies buzzing]
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[Lazar] Flies inside?
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Unacceptable!
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Let's do this!
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[grunting]
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- Get the flies!
- [bell ringing]
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- Whack! Missed!
- [flies buzzing]
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Okay.
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[screams]
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Well, Ms. Lazar is--
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Lovely.
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I was gonna say bizarre.
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And Lunch Lady LaGrange is...
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A little strange.
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Get the flies!
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Yes! Finally! Gym is next!
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You know, middle school
can take my recess,
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but they will never take
my physical education.
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Who's up for some dodgeball?
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[bell ringing]
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♪ calm meditation music
playing ♪
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[indistinct whispering]
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Where's the teacher?
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- [teacher] Hello, class.
- [students gasp]
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Whoa!
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[teacher] Welcome...
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to the essentials
of physical education.
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My name is Mr. Small
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and I will be your guide on--
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[grunts]
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Okay, okay. Oh.
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Hold...
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I will be your guide
on this fruitful journey to--
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Okay. Uh...
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[grunts]
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This isn't working. Just...
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Okay. [mutters]
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Come on. Get off of me!
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[grunts]
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- [beeps]
- Namaste.
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- [ding]
- [light bulbs buzz]
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Color-changing bulbs.
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Pretty cool, huh?
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Red light therapy
can increase focus...
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- [flies buzzing]
- [hand whooshing]
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...and boost mood.
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You should know now this class
will not be easy.
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It will take resilience,
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fortitude...
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- [flies buzzing]
- ...and...
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and absolute...
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patience.
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[AJ] Wow.
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That was intense.
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[Small] And a lot of core
strength and sweat.
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But if you commit
to your practice,
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by the end of this semester,
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you will...
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be able to do this.
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[Small groans]
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- [all gasp]
- Oh my gosh.
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[students laugh]
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Everyone grab a yoga ball!
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Align your pelvis.
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Rotate your obliques.
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Breathe through
your pyramidalis.
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My pyramidal-what?
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It's the muscle that lies
between
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the anterior surface
of the rectus abdominis
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and the rectus sheath.
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Rectus sheath? I knew that.
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[Small] Now, hold that pose
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and repeat today's mantra
after me.
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I am inhaling peace.
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[students] Inhale peace.
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Exhale fear.
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This isn't gym,
this is ridiculous.
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Do you have a question,
Mister...?
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AJ. Yeah.
Um, I was just wondering
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when real gym was gonna start?
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You know, sports, games.
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Hey, who's up
for some dodgeball?
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Class, continue practicing
on your own.
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AJ...
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let's bounce.
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[ball squeaking]
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I got an idea.
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00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,230
Why don't you go home
272
00:10:08,350 --> 00:10:11,190
and you think of your own
mindfulness meditation.
273
00:10:11,190 --> 00:10:13,360
A mantra that speaks to you.
274
00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,360
And then tomorrow
275
00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:17,190
you come to me
during first break
276
00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,820
and you will guide me.
277
00:10:21,030 --> 00:10:23,700
So you're giving me
gym homework?
278
00:10:23,700 --> 00:10:25,160
Is it homework?
279
00:10:25,540 --> 00:10:27,200
Or is it work
280
00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:29,750
for the home of your mind?
281
00:10:29,870 --> 00:10:31,040
[Ryan screams]
282
00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:33,500
I think I ruptured
my pyramidalis.
283
00:10:33,630 --> 00:10:36,590
♪ "Flagpole Sitta"
by Harvey Danger playing ♪
284
00:10:37,630 --> 00:10:39,090
"Change your mindset"?
285
00:10:39,090 --> 00:10:41,220
Who does he think he is
taking away gym.
286
00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:44,510
The one good thing we have
in this pit of misery.
287
00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:46,600
I thought the other teachers
were out to get me.
288
00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:48,770
This guy is on another level.
289
00:10:48,770 --> 00:10:50,900
Some of this is on you, AJ.
290
00:10:51,020 --> 00:10:52,650
You're not even trying.
291
00:10:52,650 --> 00:10:54,940
Well, you're not the one who has
to do homework in gym.
292
00:10:55,070 --> 00:10:56,820
Well, maybe you should
consider doing it.
293
00:10:56,820 --> 00:10:59,440
I'm sorry, AJ, but I think
we would all benefit
294
00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:01,410
from you changing your mindset.
295
00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,580
Ryan, come on.
296
00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:06,330
We still playing
Planet Destroyer VI later?
297
00:11:06,330 --> 00:11:08,040
Update's coming out.
298
00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:09,750
Yeah, obviously.
299
00:11:10,330 --> 00:11:12,580
But first I need to ice
my pyramidalis.
300
00:11:15,420 --> 00:11:16,800
I'm not crazy, right?
301
00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:20,090
Today was just a weird day.
Tomorrow will be better.
302
00:11:20,630 --> 00:11:21,720
Come on. Let's go.
303
00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:24,010
- [AJ] I hope Ryan's okay.
- Oh, yeah.
304
00:11:24,010 --> 00:11:25,760
He'll get over it. Don't worry.
305
00:11:28,180 --> 00:11:32,770
♪ I wanna publish 'zines ♪
306
00:11:32,770 --> 00:11:36,110
♪ And rage against machines ♪
307
00:11:36,110 --> 00:11:40,450
♪ song distorts, mutes,
and turns eerie ♪
308
00:11:45,620 --> 00:11:47,080
[gulps]
309
00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,580
Wonderful.
310
00:11:49,870 --> 00:11:51,710
[belches]
311
00:11:51,830 --> 00:11:53,500
[resumes normally]
♪ Paranoia, paranoia ♪
312
00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:56,460
♪ Everybody's coming
to get me ♪
313
00:11:56,460 --> 00:11:59,170
♪ I'm not sick
but I'm not well ♪
314
00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:01,550
♪ song fades, transitions
to rock music playing ♪
315
00:12:01,550 --> 00:12:02,930
[AJ] So, Ryan, I've decided
316
00:12:03,050 --> 00:12:04,430
I'm going to have
a new outlook today.
317
00:12:04,550 --> 00:12:06,470
[Ryan] Really? You're gonna
change your mindset?
318
00:12:06,470 --> 00:12:08,930
No, I was thinking about
what Mr. Small said
319
00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:11,100
about when you learn
to control minds,
320
00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:12,230
anything is possible.
321
00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:13,640
I don't think
that's how he said it.
322
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:14,810
So I Googled it
323
00:12:14,810 --> 00:12:16,480
and that took me
to a wikiHow article
324
00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:18,020
which led me
to a YouTube channel
325
00:12:18,020 --> 00:12:19,480
where some guy named Tarantula
326
00:12:19,610 --> 00:12:22,950
taught me the miraculous art
of hypnosis.
327
00:12:23,740 --> 00:12:25,490
You really sure
this is the way to go?
328
00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:28,080
[AJ] Absolutely.
It's incredible.
329
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,580
- I don't know, AJ.
- I'm telling you, it works.
330
00:12:30,580 --> 00:12:32,660
I tried it on Francisco
this morning.
331
00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:34,670
You hypnotized your fish?
332
00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:35,960
- Uh-huh.
- Ha, ha!
333
00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:38,000
You guys think you're so funny.
334
00:12:38,130 --> 00:12:39,710
- Hand it back.
- Huh?
335
00:12:40,090 --> 00:12:41,300
Don't know what
you're talking about.
336
00:12:41,420 --> 00:12:42,970
So you took my phone, I get it,
337
00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:44,840
it's hilarious,
but give it back.
338
00:12:46,090 --> 00:12:48,810
[both] Still no idea
what you're talking about.
339
00:12:48,930 --> 00:12:50,720
Wait, so neither of you have it?
340
00:12:52,060 --> 00:12:53,310
Where is it then?!
341
00:12:53,430 --> 00:12:54,940
[Klutz] Good morning, children.
342
00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:57,770
Oh, good morning,
Principal Klutz.
343
00:12:57,770 --> 00:13:00,780
I see you're not screaming
this morning. That's nice.
344
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:02,820
Good morning, children.
345
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:06,780
Uh, we did
the "good morning" part already.
346
00:13:06,780 --> 00:13:08,030
Uniforms.
347
00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:10,490
- Uniforms?
- Yes.
348
00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:12,200
Please put them on your bodies.
349
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,910
All children must wear uniforms
on their bodies
350
00:13:15,330 --> 00:13:17,330
at all times.
351
00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:20,250
Knee highs? Kind of a slay.
352
00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:22,760
Yes. Slay.
353
00:13:23,380 --> 00:13:24,670
[bell ringing]
354
00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:27,590
♪ "Crybaby" by PLAYE playing ♪
355
00:13:31,180 --> 00:13:32,640
Is this a new policy?
356
00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:35,350
Why wasn't this mentioned
on the first day?
357
00:13:35,350 --> 00:13:37,520
That is so tight around
my nether regions.
358
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:38,900
This can't be healthy.
359
00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:40,270
It's giving bagpipe player.
360
00:13:40,270 --> 00:13:43,070
[Lazar] New light bulbs.
Ultra LED fluorescents.
361
00:13:43,570 --> 00:13:45,740
[Ryan] What's with
the puke-green lighting?
362
00:13:45,740 --> 00:13:46,900
[Lazar] Super efficient...
363
00:13:47,030 --> 00:13:49,070
Um. Ms. Lazar, did anyone
turn in a phone?
364
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,200
Hm?
365
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,990
Oh, everyone
will turn in a phone.
366
00:13:53,580 --> 00:13:55,580
[sarcastically]
No, not my phone.
367
00:13:55,910 --> 00:13:57,830
Please don't.
368
00:13:58,790 --> 00:14:00,330
Bruh, that is not a phone.
369
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,420
Oh, come on! It's not even
good enough to be confiscated?
370
00:14:04,550 --> 00:14:05,800
You're pathetic.
371
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,670
Okay.
372
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,760
♪ You're such a crybaby ♪
373
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,090
♪ Make me crazy, baby, baby ♪
374
00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:12,930
[eerie trilling]
375
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,100
Please hand over
your electronics.
376
00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:17,100
They are no longer allowed
on your person
377
00:14:17,230 --> 00:14:18,520
- during school hours.
- [beeps]
378
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,980
New rules that I am
in charge of enforcing.
379
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:24,280
Principal Klutz designated me
the new student hall monitor.
380
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:25,820
[sighs] Typical.
381
00:14:25,820 --> 00:14:27,360
Give me your phones
and computers.
382
00:14:27,490 --> 00:14:29,660
We're using traditional
printed textbooks now.
383
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,120
- [Ryan] What's a textbook?
- [bell ringing]
384
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,540
[indistinct chatter]
385
00:14:36,540 --> 00:14:38,500
[chalk screeches]
386
00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:41,170
♪ eerie music playing ♪
387
00:14:41,170 --> 00:14:42,670
Good morning, class.
388
00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:45,090
She's speaking English?
389
00:14:45,090 --> 00:14:46,460
Yeah. Weird.
390
00:14:46,590 --> 00:14:50,260
Today, we will be learning
a new language.
391
00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:52,140
Cuneiforms!
392
00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:53,550
Open your books.
393
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,350
- Wonderful.
- [eerie trilling]
394
00:14:58,430 --> 00:14:59,980
Repeat after me.
395
00:15:00,730 --> 00:15:02,440
Aba-batoo.
396
00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,190
Aba-batoo.
397
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,400
Not adequate!
398
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:06,780
[class murmuring]
399
00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:08,030
Everyone.
400
00:15:10,150 --> 00:15:11,860
Aba-daba-doo!
401
00:15:11,990 --> 00:15:15,830
[all hesitantly repeat]
402
00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:17,120
[titters]
403
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,450
[high-pitched] Ack-ack-ack-ack!
404
00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:20,120
[all hesitantly repeat]
405
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:23,880
I think I liked it better when
she spoke... French.
406
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:26,920
[class continues repeating
nonsensical sounds]
407
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:28,420
Aki-ka-ka!
408
00:15:28,550 --> 00:15:31,010
[Andrea, alone] Aki-ka-ka...
409
00:15:32,510 --> 00:15:34,600
[bell ringing]
410
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:38,180
School seems... different today.
411
00:15:38,310 --> 00:15:41,640
Yeah, the teachers
are acting kinda freaky.
412
00:15:42,270 --> 00:15:43,730
[Ryan] Not just the teachers.
413
00:15:43,730 --> 00:15:45,940
Teachers are always on
best behavior on day one.
414
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:48,900
Then, bam, they show you
who they really are.
415
00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:51,490
[P.A. feedback squeals]
416
00:15:51,610 --> 00:15:54,870
[Klutz] Students will now go
to their last free period.
417
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:57,200
Enjoy it while you can.
418
00:15:57,580 --> 00:15:59,450
- Slay!
- [P.A. beeps]
419
00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:00,580
[exhales]
420
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,500
My students respect me.
421
00:16:02,830 --> 00:16:04,830
My faculty respects me.
422
00:16:05,290 --> 00:16:07,130
- My wife respects me.
- [clears throat]
423
00:16:07,130 --> 00:16:08,670
[screams]
424
00:16:09,340 --> 00:16:10,170
[groans]
425
00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:12,720
Why?! Ow!
426
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:15,300
Hi, AJ.
427
00:16:15,970 --> 00:16:19,390
Just... doing my daily
mindfulness meditation.
428
00:16:19,850 --> 00:16:21,060
Please, join me.
429
00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:22,230
Thank you, Mr. Small.
430
00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:23,690
I'm excited to share mine.
431
00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:25,650
You are? Of course. Uh...
432
00:16:25,650 --> 00:16:27,110
Please have a seat.
433
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:28,900
[clears throat]
434
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:31,320
We're gonna start
by closing our eyes.
435
00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:32,740
Relaxing our bodies.
436
00:16:32,740 --> 00:16:34,280
[inhales, exhales]
437
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,740
Good, Mr. Small. Good.
438
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:38,410
Take a few breaths here.
439
00:16:38,410 --> 00:16:41,250
[inhales, exhales]
440
00:16:41,660 --> 00:16:45,790
And I want you to imagine
a warm wave of surrender
441
00:16:45,790 --> 00:16:47,250
washing over you.
442
00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:48,790
That's beautiful, AJ.
443
00:16:49,670 --> 00:16:50,960
[exhales]
444
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,880
Now when I snap my fingers,
445
00:16:53,010 --> 00:16:54,550
you will open your eyes
446
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,800
and focus on the reusable straw.
447
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,390
Look at the straw.
448
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,390
Now repeat after me.
449
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:05,600
When I wake up,
450
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:08,060
I will be
a regular gym teacher...
451
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:11,070
- Are you...
- ...who likes sports and games.
452
00:17:11,070 --> 00:17:12,400
...trying to hypnotize me?
453
00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:14,280
Every day will be dodgeball day.
454
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:17,030
Okay, that's enough.
You're coming with me.
455
00:17:17,030 --> 00:17:18,910
Is it working?
Are you hypnotized?
456
00:17:19,030 --> 00:17:21,410
- Now!
- [groans]
457
00:17:22,660 --> 00:17:26,170
[eerie trilling]
458
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:31,170
[knocks on door]
459
00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:35,380
Principal Klutz.
We have an issue.
460
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,430
Issue? Slay.
461
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,600
This student disrupted my class
462
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:48,310
and he has no regard
for my curriculum and...
463
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,110
he tried to mind meld me.
464
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:53,860
This child committed a crime?
465
00:17:53,860 --> 00:17:57,320
Crime is a pretty strong word.
466
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:00,070
[gasps]
467
00:18:00,910 --> 00:18:03,410
Then he must be punished
for this crime.
468
00:18:03,410 --> 00:18:05,910
Well, I was just thinking,
you know,
469
00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:07,870
regular detention.
470
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:12,130
Wonderful!
471
00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:15,710
We've just finished updating
the detention room.
472
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,880
[both] There's a detention room?
473
00:18:18,510 --> 00:18:20,600
♪ eerie music playing ♪
474
00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:27,270
You will sit,
disobedient student.
475
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:28,850
For how long?
476
00:18:30,020 --> 00:18:31,860
You will watch TV.
477
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,980
[TV voices overlapping]
478
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:35,530
[AJ] History of Wheat Farming?
479
00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:38,650
The Exciting Universe
of the Dewey Decimal System?
480
00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:39,700
They're all so--
481
00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:42,830
Awful. Terrible. Dreadful.
482
00:18:42,950 --> 00:18:44,200
Miserable.
483
00:18:44,740 --> 00:18:47,960
Wonderful! [laughs]
484
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,920
[groans]
485
00:18:54,130 --> 00:18:55,300
[mutters]
486
00:18:58,090 --> 00:19:00,510
[eerie trilling, squelching]
487
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:05,640
♪ eerie music playing ♪
488
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:06,810
Weird.
489
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,810
Watching 20 screens at once
is a punishment?
490
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:14,190
I was born watching
20 screens at once.
491
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,520
Challenge accepted.
492
00:19:16,150 --> 00:19:20,990
[man on TV] Followed by zero,
zero, zero, zero, zero.
493
00:19:21,110 --> 00:19:22,160
[banging on door]
494
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,200
Please make it stop!
495
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:27,620
I don't wanna know about
the Dewey Decimal System!
496
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,620
Oh, get me out of here!
497
00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:31,080
[clanking]
498
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,080
Hey.
499
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,920
♪ heroic music playing ♪
500
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:36,250
Come with me
if you want to live.
501
00:19:37,090 --> 00:19:38,010
Todd?
502
00:19:38,130 --> 00:19:39,260
♪ music fades ♪
503
00:19:39,380 --> 00:19:41,260
♪ "Qué Onda Guero" by Beck
playing ♪
504
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:42,430
Come on.
505
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:44,180
What was your name again?
506
00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:46,350
- AJ.
- Nah, too many letters.
507
00:19:46,350 --> 00:19:48,350
I'ma call you Young Todd. Yeah.
508
00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:49,810
Because I remind you of you?
509
00:19:49,930 --> 00:19:51,270
No, because I like it.
510
00:19:51,850 --> 00:19:53,810
Is this where you disappear to
every morning?
511
00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:55,770
Nah, bro, not here.
512
00:19:56,770 --> 00:19:58,270
Here.
513
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,740
♪ See the vegetable man
in the vegetable van ♪
514
00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:03,910
♪ With a horn that's honking
like a mariachi band ♪
515
00:20:03,910 --> 00:20:06,280
[AJ] Whoa! Incredible!
516
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,740
[Todd] It's kind of like
a man cave.
517
00:20:07,870 --> 00:20:09,450
Except on the roof.
518
00:20:09,450 --> 00:20:11,790
And it's not really a cave
519
00:20:11,790 --> 00:20:13,540
and I'm not technically
a man yet.
520
00:20:14,290 --> 00:20:17,040
♪ Mano Blancos
roll with crowbars... ♪
521
00:20:17,670 --> 00:20:21,470
Behold, Todd's
Chill-Veg-Vibe-Ponder-Palace.
522
00:20:22,510 --> 00:20:23,930
[AJ] What do you do in here
all day?
523
00:20:24,050 --> 00:20:26,970
Well, I chill, and then I veg,
524
00:20:26,970 --> 00:20:29,970
some light vibing,
and then I ponder a bit.
525
00:20:29,970 --> 00:20:32,020
During all that, I'm gaming.
526
00:20:32,890 --> 00:20:34,770
How'd you bring all this
up here?
527
00:20:35,310 --> 00:20:36,270
Magic.
528
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:39,230
And an elaborate pulley system.
529
00:20:39,230 --> 00:20:40,990
[AJ chuckles] Wow!
530
00:20:41,110 --> 00:20:42,490
Let's play!
531
00:20:43,650 --> 00:20:45,200
Oh, heck yeah!
532
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:46,700
Planet Destroyer VI.
533
00:20:46,820 --> 00:20:49,290
- Is this the new update?
- Obvi.
534
00:20:49,410 --> 00:20:52,370
Yo, Todd.
I'm all alone out here.
535
00:20:52,370 --> 00:20:54,660
- Sorry, Kreek.
- Kreek...
536
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,080
Craft?
537
00:20:56,540 --> 00:20:57,920
[scoffs] This isn't real.
538
00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,040
This is fake. This is AI.
539
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:01,550
Where have you been, man?
540
00:21:01,550 --> 00:21:03,970
I've been here getting
my butt kicked by these aliens.
541
00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:06,300
Kreek, been a little busy, man.
542
00:21:06,430 --> 00:21:08,140
Meet my boy, Young Todd.
543
00:21:08,260 --> 00:21:09,640
'Sup, Young Todd.
544
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,010
'Sup, Kreek.
545
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:13,310
[chuckles] See,
if they taught this in school,
546
00:21:13,310 --> 00:21:15,230
- I might actually like it.
- I feel you.
547
00:21:15,350 --> 00:21:17,810
In the four years
I've been here, give or take,
548
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,980
school's never been this weird.
549
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,530
My friends
were saying the same thing.
550
00:21:22,530 --> 00:21:23,440
But it's all good.
551
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,360
You're in the Ponder Palace now.
552
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:27,950
Kick your shoes off, relax.
553
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,660
Have a puff.
554
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,370
What cheese puff?
555
00:21:33,370 --> 00:21:35,410
Ooh. Found it.
556
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,290
And there's plenty more
where that came from.
557
00:21:38,290 --> 00:21:40,290
Hello? Enough
with the cheese puff magic.
558
00:21:40,290 --> 00:21:42,130
I'm getting blasted over here.
559
00:21:43,170 --> 00:21:44,470
I need you guys.
560
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:48,680
You never leave your wingman.
Get in here, Young Todd.
561
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,100
[guns blasting in game]
562
00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:52,390
♪ light pensive music playing ♪
563
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:53,680
Actually...
564
00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:56,310
I can't.
565
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,980
What's wrong, Young Todd?
566
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,270
Look, you're right.
567
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,690
Something is going on
at this school.
568
00:22:03,070 --> 00:22:05,070
Something weird.
569
00:22:05,070 --> 00:22:07,780
Bad weird. Real bad.
570
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:11,410
My friends are down there.
I can't abandon them.
571
00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:15,000
- Respect. More puffs for me.
- I gotta go.
572
00:22:15,830 --> 00:22:17,830
Go do some good, Young Todd.
573
00:22:17,830 --> 00:22:19,210
Adios.
574
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,210
I'm glad you're making
new friends.
575
00:22:23,340 --> 00:22:27,010
♪ rock music playing ♪
576
00:22:27,340 --> 00:22:29,510
Left, right.
577
00:22:34,010 --> 00:22:36,060
[bleating, giggling]
578
00:22:36,060 --> 00:22:39,600
[all moaning, groaning]
579
00:22:41,770 --> 00:22:43,690
Oooh...
580
00:22:43,690 --> 00:22:46,280
- [creaking]
- Oh!
581
00:22:47,490 --> 00:22:49,320
[warbling]
582
00:22:50,820 --> 00:22:53,620
- [trilling]
- [teachers moaning]
583
00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:55,120
[squelching]
584
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,910
♪ eerie music playing ♪
585
00:22:57,910 --> 00:23:00,960
- Wow!
- Wonderful!
586
00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:07,210
[door shuts]
587
00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:11,470
[slowly] ♪ Everybody in the line
getting green peas ♪
588
00:23:12,050 --> 00:23:13,640
Ms. LaGrange, are you okay?
589
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:17,430
♪ Every human of your kind's
gonna be seized ♪
590
00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:19,230
What?
591
00:23:19,350 --> 00:23:20,440
Nothing.
592
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:23,980
This is not food.
593
00:23:24,610 --> 00:23:27,320
♪ whimsical music playing ♪
594
00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:29,150
[retches] Confirmed.
595
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:30,450
Not food.
596
00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:32,320
[AJ screams, grunts]
597
00:23:32,700 --> 00:23:34,030
[grunts, sighs]
598
00:23:34,030 --> 00:23:36,120
[exhales] We need to talk.
599
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,830
- Where did you come from?
- The air ducts.
600
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,330
Why were you in the air ducts?
601
00:23:41,330 --> 00:23:43,460
It's a long story.
Look, I was up there
602
00:23:43,580 --> 00:23:45,790
and I saw the teachers
in the teachers' lounge.
603
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,170
They were zoned out
and there was
604
00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:50,300
this blue electric fuzz stuff
605
00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:51,550
coming out of their bathroom
606
00:23:51,550 --> 00:23:54,050
and it was, like,
zapping between them.
607
00:23:54,050 --> 00:23:55,720
You actually saw this?
608
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,850
I swear. I saw what I saw.
609
00:23:57,970 --> 00:24:01,390
Guys, it's probably aliens.
610
00:24:01,390 --> 00:24:02,310
[scoffs]
611
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:03,600
What?!
612
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,520
You think everything's aliens.
613
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:08,530
They're real! The government
basically confirmed it.
614
00:24:08,650 --> 00:24:10,320
[squelches]
615
00:24:11,610 --> 00:24:13,410
Oh, good. The food is walking.
616
00:24:13,530 --> 00:24:15,200
[squelching]
617
00:24:15,660 --> 00:24:17,030
[retching]
618
00:24:17,030 --> 00:24:18,540
[all exclaiming]
619
00:24:18,660 --> 00:24:20,330
[panting]
620
00:24:20,330 --> 00:24:21,790
Oh, the humanity...
621
00:24:21,790 --> 00:24:23,000
[girl] Is he okay?
622
00:24:23,460 --> 00:24:25,920
Aw, it tastes like burning.
623
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:26,920
Ew.
624
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:28,540
[bell ringing]
625
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:31,380
You think my phone going missing
has anything to do with this?
626
00:24:31,510 --> 00:24:33,720
You really can make anything
about your phone.
627
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,300
I'm serious. You saw Lazar.
628
00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:38,050
She was wearing a bucket hat
and that's my thing.
629
00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:40,560
[P.A. feedback squeals]
630
00:24:41,270 --> 00:24:42,560
Hello, students.
631
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:45,230
It is your principal
and supreme leader.
632
00:24:45,690 --> 00:24:47,400
It is time for your classes now.
633
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:48,940
You must go to your classes
634
00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:51,240
and stay there
until the final bell
635
00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:53,740
or there will be punishments
of great discomfort.
636
00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:55,820
Goodbye, and good slay.
637
00:24:55,820 --> 00:24:56,910
- [beeps]
- And that!
638
00:24:57,030 --> 00:24:58,910
I say "slay." That's my word.
639
00:24:58,910 --> 00:25:00,910
You don't own "slay."
640
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:02,410
Compared to him, I do.
641
00:25:02,540 --> 00:25:03,790
We need to get to our classes.
642
00:25:03,790 --> 00:25:06,870
[high-pitched screeching]
643
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,920
Alrighty!
644
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,380
[bell ringing]
645
00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:13,720
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
646
00:25:16,300 --> 00:25:17,720
[slams echoing]
647
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:20,310
Okay, no way I'm going
to class right now.
648
00:25:20,850 --> 00:25:22,100
Should we call our parents?
649
00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:23,930
With what? They have our phones.
650
00:25:23,930 --> 00:25:24,980
[sighs]
651
00:25:25,100 --> 00:25:27,060
- ♪ action music playing ♪
- Come on.
652
00:25:27,690 --> 00:25:29,020
Where are we going?
653
00:25:31,980 --> 00:25:34,490
- The faculty lounge?
- Whatever is going on,
654
00:25:34,610 --> 00:25:36,280
ground zero
is the teachers' bathroom.
655
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,360
We gotta get in there
and check it out.
656
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,280
I can't do this.
This is all too much.
657
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,910
I'm gonna go find a nice desk
and hide under it.
658
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:44,960
Ryan, keep it together, man.
659
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:47,670
I can't! This is a nightmare!
I'm freaking out!
660
00:25:47,670 --> 00:25:51,090
Okay, come on. Inhale calm,
exhale fear. You try.
661
00:25:51,210 --> 00:25:53,590
Inhale fear, exhale calm.
662
00:25:54,340 --> 00:25:55,760
Oh, no! I inhaled the fear!
663
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:57,680
The fear is in my mouth.
It tastes like burning.
664
00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:58,640
He'll be okay.
665
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,090
♪ This is it, this is it ♪
666
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:01,890
♪ It's finally here
We did it ♪
667
00:26:01,890 --> 00:26:03,310
♪ This is it, this is it ♪
668
00:26:03,310 --> 00:26:05,430
Todd. Hey, Todd.
669
00:26:06,020 --> 00:26:08,520
Todd! It's me, AJ.
670
00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:10,060
- Todd!
- He's lost it.
671
00:26:10,060 --> 00:26:12,190
Whoa! Young Todd!
672
00:26:12,190 --> 00:26:13,360
Whoa.
673
00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:14,650
- Huh?
- That's Todd.
674
00:26:14,780 --> 00:26:16,530
He calls me Young Todd.
675
00:26:16,650 --> 00:26:18,200
Is he a teacher?
676
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,660
Fourth-year eighth grader.
677
00:26:19,780 --> 00:26:21,660
- Who are they?
- They're cool
678
00:26:21,780 --> 00:26:23,370
but everything else is way worse
679
00:26:23,490 --> 00:26:25,120
than we thought.
We need your help.
680
00:26:25,660 --> 00:26:26,710
Come on up.
681
00:26:27,710 --> 00:26:30,330
♪ This is it, this is it
It's finally here... ♪
682
00:26:30,330 --> 00:26:32,210
[Lex] What is this place?
683
00:26:32,210 --> 00:26:34,670
[both] Todd's
Chill-Veg-Vibe-Ponder-Palace.
684
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,010
Come on in.
685
00:26:38,010 --> 00:26:39,510
- Sick.
- [beads clatter]
686
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,720
It could use some guardrails.
687
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:44,140
Oh, I can definitely get you
into the lounge.
688
00:26:44,260 --> 00:26:45,390
Whoa.
689
00:26:45,810 --> 00:26:47,810
That's a big TV.
690
00:26:48,310 --> 00:26:50,060
Got the perfect thing
right here.
691
00:26:50,690 --> 00:26:53,190
How are those gonna get me
into the lounge?
692
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,030
♪ This is ours for the takin' ♪
693
00:26:55,650 --> 00:26:56,980
♪ This is it, this is it ♪
694
00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:58,820
♪ It's finally here
We did it ♪
695
00:26:59,820 --> 00:27:01,370
Okay. Coast is clear.
696
00:27:02,530 --> 00:27:04,330
- [keys jangling]
- [knob rattling]
697
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,910
Pull up! Pull up! Pull up!
698
00:27:06,910 --> 00:27:07,910
♪ music stops ♪
699
00:27:07,910 --> 00:27:09,080
[grunts]
700
00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:12,750
♪ suspenseful music playing ♪
701
00:27:13,540 --> 00:27:15,050
[both gasp]
702
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:24,890
[gasps]
703
00:27:28,850 --> 00:27:30,230
[crunches softly]
704
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,060
[sighs in relief]
705
00:27:34,060 --> 00:27:36,530
♪ tense music playing ♪
706
00:27:40,530 --> 00:27:42,570
[breathing heavily]
707
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,080
[footsteps]
708
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,660
[trilling]
709
00:27:55,290 --> 00:27:56,590
Ugh.
710
00:28:01,010 --> 00:28:02,300
[exhales]
711
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:03,840
[burps]
712
00:28:10,730 --> 00:28:12,440
[grunts]
713
00:28:17,150 --> 00:28:18,610
[sighs]
714
00:28:18,610 --> 00:28:20,320
- Whoa!
- Ah!
715
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:21,450
Oh!
716
00:28:22,110 --> 00:28:23,280
Ow.
717
00:28:24,950 --> 00:28:28,200
Sorry. Dang puffs
got my grip all slippy.
718
00:28:36,420 --> 00:28:37,460
[AJ sighs]
719
00:28:41,090 --> 00:28:45,300
♪ intense dramatic music
playing ♪
720
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,180
This is weird.
721
00:28:58,230 --> 00:29:00,900
[rumbling]
722
00:29:01,780 --> 00:29:05,320
There's some kind of crazy
octo-jelly fish glowing thing
723
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:06,660
on the toilet.
724
00:29:07,070 --> 00:29:08,370
Glowing octo-what?
725
00:29:08,370 --> 00:29:09,620
Weird.
726
00:29:09,620 --> 00:29:10,620
[AJ] Hold on a sec.
727
00:29:10,740 --> 00:29:12,250
I'm gonna try and trace it.
728
00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:15,620
♪ fast-paced
rock music playing ♪
729
00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:33,020
- [beeping]
- [low tone droning]
730
00:29:37,020 --> 00:29:38,690
All I have to do is take it
right there.
731
00:29:38,690 --> 00:29:39,770
[blows air] Vanished.
732
00:29:39,770 --> 00:29:41,230
Let's do this thing.
733
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:42,480
[Lex] Easy.
734
00:29:42,990 --> 00:29:44,320
[gasps]
735
00:29:45,530 --> 00:29:46,450
Ow.
736
00:29:46,450 --> 00:29:47,700
Dude, what the heck?
737
00:29:47,700 --> 00:29:49,490
You were supposed to pull me up.
738
00:29:49,490 --> 00:29:51,330
You didn't say the code word!
739
00:29:51,330 --> 00:29:52,540
There's a code word?
740
00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:55,080
It's "magic"!
741
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:56,040
[sighs]
742
00:29:57,670 --> 00:29:59,210
We'll meet you at the roof.
743
00:30:01,090 --> 00:30:03,550
[sighs] This did not go
as planned.
744
00:30:12,220 --> 00:30:14,730
♪ tense music playing ♪
745
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:23,610
[band class playing
lively song]
746
00:30:28,700 --> 00:30:31,030
[cymbals crashing]
747
00:30:32,990 --> 00:30:33,870
[cackles]
748
00:30:33,990 --> 00:30:35,370
Whee!
749
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:36,580
[laughs]
750
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:43,130
[high-pitched screeching]
751
00:30:43,130 --> 00:30:45,630
♪ eerie music playing ♪
752
00:30:49,890 --> 00:30:51,300
[Small exhales loudly]
753
00:30:51,300 --> 00:30:54,260
[inhales, exhales loudly]
754
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:56,850
[Small exhales loudly]
755
00:30:57,310 --> 00:31:03,070
[inhales, exhales loudly]
756
00:31:04,020 --> 00:31:05,940
[sobbing]
757
00:31:07,150 --> 00:31:08,070
Andrea?
758
00:31:08,070 --> 00:31:09,990
[sniffles]
759
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,490
What are you doing out here?
760
00:31:12,950 --> 00:31:14,450
What are you doing out here?
761
00:31:14,450 --> 00:31:16,790
I'm the hall monitor.
I'm supposed to be out here.
762
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:18,500
Are you crying?
763
00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:19,830
No.
764
00:31:20,460 --> 00:31:22,290
It's just,
I keep seeing things and...
765
00:31:22,420 --> 00:31:24,250
Never mind. You're just gonna
make fun of me.
766
00:31:24,380 --> 00:31:26,460
Blue electrical fuzzy stuff?
767
00:31:26,460 --> 00:31:28,710
- Teachers acting weird?
- Yes!
768
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,800
Teachers acting really weird,
even to me.
769
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,470
Teachers are never weird to me.
Teachers love me.
770
00:31:33,470 --> 00:31:35,100
Yeah, we know.
771
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,270
In art, Ms. Hannah
stuck her feet
772
00:31:37,390 --> 00:31:38,680
into buckets of wet cement.
773
00:31:38,810 --> 00:31:39,770
Like, what?
774
00:31:40,270 --> 00:31:42,100
Something is very wrong here.
775
00:31:42,810 --> 00:31:44,690
Okay. Can I trust you?
776
00:31:45,980 --> 00:31:47,110
Yes.
777
00:31:47,230 --> 00:31:49,610
Okay. Follow me.
778
00:31:50,110 --> 00:31:51,610
[door squeaks, thuds]
779
00:31:52,570 --> 00:31:56,370
Okay, so this is definitely
breaking a million rules.
780
00:31:58,580 --> 00:32:01,160
- [game beeping]
- [lively music plays in game]
781
00:32:02,370 --> 00:32:04,540
Whoa. What is this place?
782
00:32:04,540 --> 00:32:07,800
[all] Todd's
Chill-Veg-Vibe-Ponder-Palace.
783
00:32:08,670 --> 00:32:09,800
Why is she here?
784
00:32:10,300 --> 00:32:12,010
She knows the teachers are evil.
785
00:32:12,010 --> 00:32:13,260
I said weird.
786
00:32:13,260 --> 00:32:15,760
Weird, evil. Tomato, potato.
787
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:17,350
Are you guys, like, friends now?
788
00:32:17,350 --> 00:32:18,430
- Absolutely not!
- No!
789
00:32:18,930 --> 00:32:21,230
But I do think
we might need her help.
790
00:32:21,850 --> 00:32:22,980
Look at this.
791
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,400
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
792
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:26,520
What is that?
793
00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:28,820
That weird
octo-jelly fish machine
794
00:32:28,820 --> 00:32:30,570
in the teachers' bathroom?
795
00:32:30,570 --> 00:32:31,650
This is the writing on it.
796
00:32:31,780 --> 00:32:33,450
[Lex] It's just a bunch
of triangles
797
00:32:33,450 --> 00:32:34,450
and lines and a...
798
00:32:34,450 --> 00:32:36,030
sideways pizza oven.
799
00:32:36,030 --> 00:32:36,990
Cuneiforms.
800
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:38,540
- [AJ] Huh?
- Cunei-what?
801
00:32:38,660 --> 00:32:39,870
Cuneiform? We learned about it
802
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,580
for two straight hours
this morning.
803
00:32:41,580 --> 00:32:43,170
Were any of you listening?
804
00:32:43,870 --> 00:32:46,880
Like I said, she might
be helpful. What's it say?
805
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,920
- We need to translate it.
- [AJ] How?
806
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:50,630
We don't have our phones.
807
00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:52,970
There's another way.
808
00:32:52,970 --> 00:32:55,890
♪ heavy rock music playing ♪
809
00:33:00,430 --> 00:33:01,520
Whoa.
810
00:33:01,890 --> 00:33:04,390
This is a cool room.
What's it called?
811
00:33:05,060 --> 00:33:06,440
The library.
812
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:07,560
Huh.
813
00:33:07,690 --> 00:33:09,190
How's the library gonna help us?
814
00:33:09,190 --> 00:33:10,940
It's a repository of
the collective knowledge
815
00:33:10,940 --> 00:33:12,400
of civilization.
816
00:33:13,070 --> 00:33:15,610
All the stuff in your phone,
a lot of it's here.
817
00:33:15,610 --> 00:33:16,660
Oh.
818
00:33:17,070 --> 00:33:19,280
Strange. These characters
aren't lining up
819
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:20,910
with any
of the ancient languages.
820
00:33:20,910 --> 00:33:24,410
Not Egyptian, not Mesopotamian,
not even Sumerian.
821
00:33:24,790 --> 00:33:26,580
One word: aliens.
822
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:28,420
- Dude.
- Knew that was coming.
823
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:31,840
Actually, he might be
on to something.
824
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,090
Some people think ancient
cultures were ruled by aliens
825
00:33:34,220 --> 00:33:35,930
and adapted their language
from them.
826
00:33:35,930 --> 00:33:38,010
This one kinda
looks like a ship.
827
00:33:38,010 --> 00:33:40,260
And that one could be sky
or space.
828
00:33:40,390 --> 00:33:41,430
Spaceship.
829
00:33:41,430 --> 00:33:42,770
And this one looks like
830
00:33:42,890 --> 00:33:44,850
most translations for a school.
831
00:33:45,350 --> 00:33:47,770
So the teachers are aliens
832
00:33:47,900 --> 00:33:49,770
that came in a ship
833
00:33:49,770 --> 00:33:51,610
and took over the school?
834
00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:54,280
That toilet machine you saw
could be some kind of weapon.
835
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:57,160
It did look like
it was being charged.
836
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:58,410
- Like a battery.
- Yeah.
837
00:33:58,410 --> 00:34:00,120
It's definitely
gathering something.
838
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:01,280
Some kind of energy.
839
00:34:01,410 --> 00:34:02,620
I can't tell what.
840
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,290
But if I'm interpreting
this correctly,
841
00:34:05,290 --> 00:34:07,500
if they get enough
of whatever it is...
842
00:34:07,620 --> 00:34:09,880
Hey, that looks like
the world exploding.
843
00:34:10,750 --> 00:34:13,460
...the aliens are going to
destroy the entire world.
844
00:34:13,460 --> 00:34:14,590
Yes!
845
00:34:15,170 --> 00:34:17,550
I told you the teachers
were aliens!
846
00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:22,260
Oh no! The teachers are aliens!
847
00:34:23,100 --> 00:34:27,310
[heavy, rumbling thuds]
848
00:34:31,310 --> 00:34:32,860
What is that?
849
00:34:32,860 --> 00:34:34,150
[woman screams]
850
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:35,480
Ms. Hannah.
851
00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:37,860
♪ eerie music playing ♪
852
00:34:41,780 --> 00:34:45,330
[heavy, rumbling footsteps]
853
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:50,670
- ♪ music ends ♪
- [sniffs]
854
00:34:54,670 --> 00:34:57,340
♪ suspenseful music playing ♪
855
00:34:59,300 --> 00:35:00,840
[growls]
856
00:35:03,220 --> 00:35:05,810
[growls]
857
00:35:12,940 --> 00:35:15,190
[sniffs]
858
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,030
[sighs angrily]
859
00:35:24,700 --> 00:35:26,660
♪ music intensifies ♪
860
00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:29,960
[screams]
861
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,830
[heavy breathing]
862
00:35:31,830 --> 00:35:33,920
[wheezy whimpering]
863
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,050
[whispers] Don't move.
864
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,050
- [trilling]
- [screams]
865
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,550
[hooting]
866
00:35:44,510 --> 00:35:47,270
♪ intense dramatic music
playing ♪
867
00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:53,350
Okay, this is bad.
868
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,900
We need to tell a teacher.
869
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,490
Hearing it now. Walking it back.
870
00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:00,610
We have to get out of here.
871
00:36:00,740 --> 00:36:03,110
♪ upbeat rock music playing ♪
872
00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:04,910
Come on, come on!
873
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:08,660
[all] Ow!
874
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:12,080
Whoa, it's like they sealed off
all the exits
875
00:36:12,210 --> 00:36:14,750
with some sort of electrified
alien super glue.
876
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,840
This is a serious fire hazard.
877
00:36:17,460 --> 00:36:18,420
Whoa.
878
00:36:18,550 --> 00:36:20,050
- Lazar.
- [grunts]
879
00:36:20,170 --> 00:36:21,590
[yells]
880
00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:23,720
[shrieks, sighs] Ah!
881
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:26,220
- Oh, my gosh.
- This is getting out of control.
882
00:36:26,930 --> 00:36:28,100
You are not in class.
883
00:36:28,220 --> 00:36:29,930
Why are you stealing my style?
884
00:36:29,930 --> 00:36:31,730
Now I will slay you!
885
00:36:31,850 --> 00:36:33,100
That's not how you use it.
886
00:36:33,100 --> 00:36:34,060
Time to go.
887
00:36:34,060 --> 00:36:35,480
[screams]
888
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,480
- [all scream]
- What's with the plungers?!
889
00:36:38,610 --> 00:36:40,280
[all scream]
890
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,450
- [Ryan] There's Klutz!
- Hope this holds!
891
00:36:42,570 --> 00:36:43,990
[Ryan] What do we do?
892
00:36:43,990 --> 00:36:45,450
[AJ] I don't know!
893
00:36:45,450 --> 00:36:47,240
[Todd] Wait, wait.
I got it! I got it.
894
00:36:47,370 --> 00:36:49,580
- This way!
- What? Where?
895
00:36:49,700 --> 00:36:51,660
- [Lex] What are you--
- [screams]
896
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:54,830
- Come on, come on!
- [AJ] Follow him.
897
00:36:54,830 --> 00:36:55,790
[Todd] Let's go!
898
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:57,790
Come on. Come on. Hurry up.
899
00:36:58,590 --> 00:37:00,210
Come on. Go, go, go.
900
00:37:00,210 --> 00:37:01,840
- Let's go!
- Come on! Hurry!
901
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:04,260
- Go, go!
- [Ryan] Help me! Help me up!
902
00:37:04,380 --> 00:37:06,090
I'm very afraid of heights.
903
00:37:06,090 --> 00:37:08,600
- Doesn't matter. Let's go!
- I don't wanna die!
904
00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:10,930
[moaning]
905
00:37:10,930 --> 00:37:12,310
We'll meet you on the roof.
906
00:37:12,430 --> 00:37:14,600
- What do we do?
- Follow me.
907
00:37:14,730 --> 00:37:15,940
[yells]
908
00:37:15,940 --> 00:37:17,650
[AJ] Why am I running toward
909
00:37:17,770 --> 00:37:19,400
a terrifying alien janitor?
910
00:37:19,940 --> 00:37:22,190
I was on the Ella Mentry
Elementary School's
911
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:23,280
T-ball team.
912
00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:28,120
No, I never hit a ball,
but I did learn how to do this.
913
00:37:29,620 --> 00:37:32,080
That's gotta be
the coolest thing
914
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:33,790
anyone's ever done
in this hallway.
915
00:37:39,670 --> 00:37:41,040
- Never mind.
- What?
916
00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:43,170
You haven't been doing
gymnastics since you were three?
917
00:37:44,010 --> 00:37:46,010
- [screeches]
- Run!
918
00:37:47,010 --> 00:37:48,010
[Klutz bleating]
919
00:37:48,140 --> 00:37:50,680
[croaking]
920
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,310
[screeching]
921
00:37:54,270 --> 00:37:55,350
[bleating]
922
00:37:56,020 --> 00:37:57,690
[Todd] Come on! Hurry up!
923
00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:04,860
♪ dark, dramatic music playing ♪
924
00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:07,200
[AJ] Where are you going?
925
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:08,700
[Andrea] What? This way.
926
00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:10,620
No, that's the east wing.
It's a dead end.
927
00:38:10,620 --> 00:38:12,080
The west wing's a dead end.
928
00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:15,620
- Come on.
- [groans] You never listen!
929
00:38:17,330 --> 00:38:18,500
Down here.
930
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,210
Ah! Alien super glue!
931
00:38:24,210 --> 00:38:26,010
Remembering... [panting]
932
00:38:26,670 --> 00:38:28,090
...it's a dead end.
933
00:38:28,090 --> 00:38:29,640
No duh, genius.
934
00:38:30,510 --> 00:38:32,890
[screams]
935
00:38:33,010 --> 00:38:34,560
She's coming.
936
00:38:36,230 --> 00:38:38,230
[screeches]
937
00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:41,560
[sniffs] Mm!
938
00:38:43,980 --> 00:38:45,570
- [AJ] This stinks.
- [Angela] Shh.
939
00:38:49,910 --> 00:38:52,990
[shrieks]
940
00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:57,620
♪ "Supernatural"
by Deep Valley playing ♪
941
00:38:57,750 --> 00:38:58,960
Come on, hurry!
942
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:01,210
[Klutz screeching, trilling]
943
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:04,750
♪ You might fear me
and I don't blame you ♪
944
00:39:04,750 --> 00:39:08,090
♪ I didn't come here
to make friends, no ♪
945
00:39:08,090 --> 00:39:11,590
♪ I came to make history,
so, baby, let's go ♪
946
00:39:15,220 --> 00:39:16,770
I think he's gaining on us.
947
00:39:16,770 --> 00:39:20,230
[Klutz bleating]
948
00:39:21,100 --> 00:39:24,980
♪ I'm a superior supreme
supernatural thing ♪
949
00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:28,030
♪ I'm supernatural ♪
950
00:39:29,070 --> 00:39:31,820
- Where is she?
- I think I bought us some time.
951
00:39:31,950 --> 00:39:33,240
Can we get to the roof?
952
00:39:33,830 --> 00:39:35,240
Not from here.
953
00:39:37,830 --> 00:39:40,460
♪ Do you hear me
when I scream and shout? ♪
954
00:39:40,460 --> 00:39:41,830
Mm!
955
00:39:41,830 --> 00:39:44,210
♪ 'Cause this is serious ♪
956
00:39:47,130 --> 00:39:51,340
[high-pitched shriek]
957
00:39:51,340 --> 00:39:52,970
- [banging]
- Over here.
958
00:39:52,970 --> 00:39:54,300
We can't go up.
959
00:39:55,260 --> 00:39:57,390
[sighs] The only way out is...
960
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:01,020
♪ music ends ♪
961
00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:05,320
...down.
962
00:40:06,860 --> 00:40:08,690
Always wanted to try this.
963
00:40:09,780 --> 00:40:12,280
You want us to jump down there?
964
00:40:13,490 --> 00:40:15,120
That is a long way down.
965
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:16,620
I am not good with heights.
966
00:40:16,620 --> 00:40:18,200
I don't think we have
another option.
967
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:19,830
Okay.
968
00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:23,120
Inhale calm, exhale fear.
969
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,080
[exhales]
Keep your legs together
970
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:26,920
unless you want
a really horrible...
971
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,550
[screams]
972
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,390
...enema.
973
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:36,720
[exhales]
974
00:40:36,850 --> 00:40:37,850
Are you hurt?
975
00:40:37,850 --> 00:40:38,850
Checking...
976
00:40:40,140 --> 00:40:41,100
[breathes deeply]
977
00:40:41,100 --> 00:40:42,810
Nope. Bones intact.
978
00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:43,850
Okay.
979
00:40:43,980 --> 00:40:45,190
Now it's our turn.
980
00:40:45,310 --> 00:40:46,730
I-I can't.
981
00:40:46,860 --> 00:40:47,980
I can't do it.
982
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:50,530
What? But you're not scared
of anything.
983
00:40:50,530 --> 00:40:52,700
No, dude. I'm scared a lot.
I just...
984
00:40:52,820 --> 00:40:55,200
I hide it and,
usually, I pull it off.
985
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:56,160
But this?
986
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:57,910
We could legit die.
987
00:40:57,910 --> 00:40:59,080
Lex, listen to me.
988
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:00,740
Knowing that you get scared
of something
989
00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:02,120
and just doing it anyway,
990
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:03,830
that's the definition of brave.
991
00:41:04,290 --> 00:41:06,540
- Really?
- Yes! We're your friends.
992
00:41:06,540 --> 00:41:08,750
You don't need to pretend
around us, ever.
993
00:41:08,750 --> 00:41:10,710
- [loud thud]
- [sniffs]
994
00:41:11,260 --> 00:41:12,340
[growls]
995
00:41:12,340 --> 00:41:14,130
- [Klutz wails]
- Except for right now.
996
00:41:14,130 --> 00:41:16,050
Right now we both need
to pretend.
997
00:41:16,180 --> 00:41:17,180
Together?
998
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,430
Three, two...
999
00:41:19,430 --> 00:41:21,980
Yeehaw!
1000
00:41:23,180 --> 00:41:25,560
Okay, guess I'm doing this
by myself.
1001
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:27,560
All you.
1002
00:41:28,940 --> 00:41:32,360
Inhale calm, exhale fear.
1003
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:34,900
[yells]
1004
00:41:39,950 --> 00:41:41,580
[gasps]
1005
00:41:41,580 --> 00:41:43,250
[Todd] Yeah! Way to go!
1006
00:41:43,370 --> 00:41:44,790
Swim, Ryan, swim!
1007
00:41:44,790 --> 00:41:46,460
- [Lex] Swim, swim!
- [Ryan panting]
1008
00:41:46,460 --> 00:41:48,460
[Todd] Come here. [grunts]
1009
00:41:48,460 --> 00:41:49,750
[both panting]
1010
00:41:49,750 --> 00:41:52,260
Almost there. Come on.
Give me your hand.
1011
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:54,590
[grunting]
1012
00:41:56,510 --> 00:41:57,640
That was awesome!
1013
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:59,640
It's like allowing myself
to be afraid
1014
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:01,430
made it even better, right?
1015
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:03,430
No! No, that was
the worst experience
1016
00:42:03,430 --> 00:42:04,930
I've ever had in my life!
1017
00:42:04,930 --> 00:42:06,440
[Klutz yells]
1018
00:42:08,060 --> 00:42:09,440
- [gasps]
- Okay...
1019
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:10,440
[grunts]
1020
00:42:12,190 --> 00:42:13,650
[whimpers, grunts]
1021
00:42:13,780 --> 00:42:14,780
[Lex] Oh, okay.
1022
00:42:14,780 --> 00:42:16,320
[Ryan] That's not normal!
1023
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:18,570
- What-what do we do?
- [all screaming]
1024
00:42:19,570 --> 00:42:21,200
[howling]
1025
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,990
[indistinct chatter]
1026
00:42:23,790 --> 00:42:24,700
[grunts]
1027
00:42:24,700 --> 00:42:28,120
- [screaming]
- [grunting]
1028
00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:29,670
[Todd grunts]
1029
00:42:29,670 --> 00:42:31,130
[Klutz groaning]
1030
00:42:31,250 --> 00:42:33,170
[Todd] Now watch out, watch out.
1031
00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:34,920
- Come on. Let's go!
- Go, go, go!
1032
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:36,090
- Come on!
- Go!
1033
00:42:36,090 --> 00:42:38,970
- This way!
- [groaning]
1034
00:42:41,930 --> 00:42:45,430
- [whimpering]
- [sizzling]
1035
00:42:50,310 --> 00:42:51,810
Ugh. You stink.
1036
00:42:51,940 --> 00:42:54,280
- I know.
- Let's go change.
1037
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:56,690
We can go to Drama Club.
1038
00:42:58,110 --> 00:42:59,990
[AJ] These theater clothes
are weird.
1039
00:43:00,110 --> 00:43:01,700
[Andrea] Just pick something.
1040
00:43:01,700 --> 00:43:03,160
Fine, but maybe next time,
1041
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,080
you don't make me hide
in the trash can
1042
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:06,660
full of rotting dino nuggets.
1043
00:43:06,660 --> 00:43:09,000
Okay, well, maybe next time,
you don't make the dumb mistake
1044
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,330
of running down
the wrong hallway.
1045
00:43:11,130 --> 00:43:12,250
Don't call me dumb.
1046
00:43:12,250 --> 00:43:13,670
Then stop being dumb.
1047
00:43:13,670 --> 00:43:19,180
- Then stop being a know-it-all.
- Then stop being dumb.
1048
00:43:19,970 --> 00:43:21,840
Argh! See, this is why--
1049
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:24,180
Nobody likes me? I know.
1050
00:43:25,350 --> 00:43:27,970
I was gonna say
you annoy me, but... [sighs]
1051
00:43:27,980 --> 00:43:29,680
[Andrea] No one's ever liked me.
1052
00:43:29,690 --> 00:43:31,230
Why do you think I suck up
to teachers?
1053
00:43:31,230 --> 00:43:33,400
They're the only ones
who have ever been nice to me.
1054
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:34,730
I-I didn't know.
1055
00:43:34,860 --> 00:43:36,940
Of course you didn't know.
You and people like you
1056
00:43:36,940 --> 00:43:38,650
are the reason I hate school.
1057
00:43:39,530 --> 00:43:40,820
You hate school?
1058
00:43:41,450 --> 00:43:43,200
Everyone told me
this year would be different.
1059
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,540
My parents, my algebra tutor,
my history tutor,
1060
00:43:45,660 --> 00:43:48,120
my bio tutor,
my pre-pre-SAT tutor.
1061
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:49,540
Please stop saying "tutor."
1062
00:43:49,540 --> 00:43:50,540
[sighs deeply]
1063
00:43:50,670 --> 00:43:52,080
And I believed them.
1064
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:54,750
I thought middle school
would be better, but it's not.
1065
00:43:54,750 --> 00:43:57,420
- It's actually so much worse.
- So much worse.
1066
00:43:59,380 --> 00:44:01,880
♪ soft music playing ♪
1067
00:44:06,390 --> 00:44:07,640
What? Do I look weird?
1068
00:44:09,390 --> 00:44:11,230
No, I mean, yes.
1069
00:44:11,230 --> 00:44:13,730
I-I mean, I mean...
1070
00:44:13,730 --> 00:44:14,730
[sighs]
1071
00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:15,900
I'm sorry.
1072
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:18,440
I'm sorry I haven't been nice
to you.
1073
00:44:18,940 --> 00:44:20,610
I just thought you hated me.
1074
00:44:21,070 --> 00:44:22,780
Well, I did, honestly,
1075
00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:25,030
but only because I thought
you hated me.
1076
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:28,200
So we don't hate each other?
1077
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:29,870
Well, if the rules of algebra
1078
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,750
apply
to interpersonal relations,
1079
00:44:31,870 --> 00:44:33,620
and two negatives
make a positive...
1080
00:44:33,620 --> 00:44:34,880
What?
1081
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:37,090
[chuckles]
1082
00:44:37,210 --> 00:44:38,420
Never mind.
1083
00:44:39,420 --> 00:44:40,380
Yeah, okay.
1084
00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:42,970
[AJ] Whoa. Wait a second.
1085
00:44:42,970 --> 00:44:46,100
Who am I if I don't hate
Andrea Young?
1086
00:44:46,220 --> 00:44:47,930
[Andrea] Hey,
you coming or what?
1087
00:44:51,850 --> 00:44:53,100
Wait, where are we going?
1088
00:44:53,230 --> 00:44:54,980
We can cut through the gym
to find the others.
1089
00:44:54,980 --> 00:44:57,900
But Mr. Small might be in there.
He's the weirdest one.
1090
00:44:59,610 --> 00:45:01,110
And I thought
this smelled like cat pee
1091
00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:02,570
before it was wet.
1092
00:45:02,990 --> 00:45:04,780
I 100% have a rash.
1093
00:45:04,910 --> 00:45:06,620
Don't worry,
Todd 2 and Girl Todd.
1094
00:45:06,620 --> 00:45:08,530
I got a bunch of clothes
up on the roof.
1095
00:45:08,530 --> 00:45:10,290
Just gotta find a vent first.
1096
00:45:10,790 --> 00:45:12,120
[Ryan] Uh, guys?
1097
00:45:12,910 --> 00:45:15,120
I think I just found
the mother ship.
1098
00:45:18,170 --> 00:45:20,420
[ship trilling, whirring]
1099
00:45:21,630 --> 00:45:22,550
- Oh.
- Oh.
1100
00:45:22,550 --> 00:45:24,470
[whirring, trilling]
1101
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,350
We need to find AJ.
1102
00:45:28,970 --> 00:45:32,640
[Small] Ow, ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
1103
00:45:32,770 --> 00:45:33,600
Look at him.
1104
00:45:34,060 --> 00:45:36,560
He's probably communicating
with their leader.
1105
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:37,980
[Small] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
1106
00:45:38,110 --> 00:45:42,320
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
1107
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:44,490
He might even be their leader.
1108
00:45:44,610 --> 00:45:47,320
Okay, maybe we won't go
through the gym.
1109
00:45:48,030 --> 00:45:49,370
We gotta go find the others.
1110
00:45:49,490 --> 00:45:50,830
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
1111
00:45:50,830 --> 00:45:51,660
Ow.
1112
00:45:51,660 --> 00:45:53,830
♪ tense music playing ♪
1113
00:45:54,660 --> 00:45:59,000
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
1114
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,630
♪ dramatic rock music playing ♪
1115
00:46:01,750 --> 00:46:04,880
- Young Todd!
- Guys! We found you.
1116
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:06,680
- You're alive.
- Why are you wet?
1117
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:07,840
And where's Klutz?
1118
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:09,340
Pool and pool.
1119
00:46:09,350 --> 00:46:10,300
Boom.
1120
00:46:11,100 --> 00:46:12,770
We need to show you something.
1121
00:46:15,310 --> 00:46:18,190
[whirring]
1122
00:46:18,310 --> 00:46:19,270
What is it?
1123
00:46:19,270 --> 00:46:21,060
It's clearly an alien spaceship,
1124
00:46:21,070 --> 00:46:22,770
aka, how they got to Earth.
1125
00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:25,110
- But it's tiny.
- Like a toy.
1126
00:46:25,110 --> 00:46:28,110
[Ryan] It's not a toy,
it's alien technology.
1127
00:46:28,530 --> 00:46:31,410
How did the teachers land
in this? They're big.
1128
00:46:31,410 --> 00:46:33,040
That's what we've been trying
to figure out.
1129
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:34,870
I thought they used shrink rays.
1130
00:46:34,870 --> 00:46:37,120
Which I said, why wouldn't they
make the ship big enough
1131
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:38,710
so they don't have to shrink?
1132
00:46:38,710 --> 00:46:40,710
To which I said, maybe they were
trying to save on fuel costs.
1133
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:42,170
To which I said,
how do we even know
1134
00:46:42,170 --> 00:46:43,960
they have a commodity-based
economy
1135
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:45,420
where fuel costs
are even a concern?
1136
00:46:45,420 --> 00:46:47,470
They were going on like this
for a while.
1137
00:46:47,470 --> 00:46:49,180
- Get to it.
- We have no idea
1138
00:46:49,300 --> 00:46:50,930
- how the teachers fit in there.
- No.
1139
00:46:50,930 --> 00:46:52,720
It's literally insect-sized.
1140
00:46:53,890 --> 00:46:55,890
Wait. That's it.
1141
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:57,390
The flies.
1142
00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:59,770
- [flies buzzing]
- Flies inside?
1143
00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:01,230
Unacceptable!
1144
00:47:01,230 --> 00:47:03,610
The weird ones that were buzzing
around the teachers.
1145
00:47:03,610 --> 00:47:06,030
- Maybe those are the aliens.
- I don't follow.
1146
00:47:06,030 --> 00:47:08,070
[AJ] What if they're not flies?
1147
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:09,700
They're tiny aliens.
1148
00:47:09,700 --> 00:47:12,490
- And these tiny aliens...
- [flies buzzing]
1149
00:47:12,490 --> 00:47:14,540
- ...flew into their heads...
- Ew.
1150
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:18,620
...and took control
of their bodies and brains...
1151
00:47:18,620 --> 00:47:20,580
[both] And possessed them.
1152
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:24,300
- [Small] Hey.
- [door rattles]
1153
00:47:24,420 --> 00:47:25,550
Is somebody in there?
1154
00:47:25,670 --> 00:47:27,340
It's Small. Hide!
1155
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:28,880
[loud banging on door]
1156
00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:31,010
There's nowhere to go!
1157
00:47:31,010 --> 00:47:32,340
[Mr. Small] Hey, who's in there?
1158
00:47:32,350 --> 00:47:34,350
In the interest of being
authentic with you guys,
1159
00:47:34,350 --> 00:47:35,810
I just want everyone to know
that...
1160
00:47:35,810 --> 00:47:38,100
- I'm very afraid.
- Come again?
1161
00:47:38,230 --> 00:47:39,930
Lex had a little
emotional breakthrough.
1162
00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:41,100
What do we do?
1163
00:47:41,230 --> 00:47:43,270
- I say we fight!
- [Small] I'm coming in!
1164
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:45,610
I also had
an emotional breakthrough.
1165
00:47:46,070 --> 00:47:48,740
Who are you guys and what
have you done with my friends?
1166
00:47:49,650 --> 00:47:50,610
Hey!
1167
00:47:50,740 --> 00:47:53,620
This room is off-limits
to students.
1168
00:47:54,030 --> 00:47:55,870
There are five of us,
one of him.
1169
00:47:55,870 --> 00:47:57,700
Odds are, one of us will survive
1170
00:47:57,700 --> 00:47:59,290
and can warn
the rest of the world.
1171
00:48:00,710 --> 00:48:02,670
Whatever we do,
we have to be organized,
1172
00:48:02,670 --> 00:48:03,830
careful, precise.
1173
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:06,000
- [yelling]
- You kids are supposed to be
1174
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,380
in class.
1175
00:48:09,510 --> 00:48:10,470
Ow.
1176
00:48:10,590 --> 00:48:12,090
Or we could do that.
1177
00:48:14,100 --> 00:48:16,140
I am so going to detention.
1178
00:48:16,140 --> 00:48:17,180
[Small grunting]
1179
00:48:17,180 --> 00:48:19,430
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
1180
00:48:21,980 --> 00:48:24,060
- We shouldn't be doing this.
- [grunts]
1181
00:48:24,060 --> 00:48:25,860
Sorry we had to tie you up...
1182
00:48:25,860 --> 00:48:27,020
Alien.
1183
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:30,030
But you see, you're an alien.
1184
00:48:30,030 --> 00:48:31,490
- Alien!
- Alien.
1185
00:48:31,490 --> 00:48:34,200
And we don't know
what you're capable of.
1186
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:35,450
Alien.
1187
00:48:35,450 --> 00:48:38,490
[stammers] Why do you keep
calling me "alien"?
1188
00:48:39,290 --> 00:48:41,620
- What is that?
- [whirring]
1189
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:45,840
Is this some kind of underground
Robotics Club meeting?
1190
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:48,710
Oh, never mind.
I know the first rule.
1191
00:48:48,710 --> 00:48:50,380
Why don't you tell us
what that is
1192
00:48:50,380 --> 00:48:52,720
since you're the one
who flew here in it,
1193
00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:53,840
alien!
1194
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:54,930
I'm confused.
1195
00:48:54,930 --> 00:48:56,140
I'm not an alien.
1196
00:48:56,260 --> 00:48:58,680
Oh, then why were you walking
down the hall
1197
00:48:58,810 --> 00:49:00,350
making alien noises?
1198
00:49:00,470 --> 00:49:01,430
"Alien noises"?
1199
00:49:01,430 --> 00:49:02,980
Uh, the lion's breath exhales.
1200
00:49:03,100 --> 00:49:04,650
I-I do them to calm me down.
1201
00:49:04,770 --> 00:49:07,570
[inhales, exhales loudly]
1202
00:49:07,690 --> 00:49:10,730
What about when you were glowing
blue like the other aliens?
1203
00:49:10,730 --> 00:49:12,190
Got an answer for that?
1204
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:13,700
The-the smart bulbs.
1205
00:49:13,700 --> 00:49:17,030
Blue light helps boost alertness
and brain function.
1206
00:49:17,030 --> 00:49:18,830
And what's the obsession
with mind control?
1207
00:49:18,950 --> 00:49:20,540
You trying to take over
our brains?
1208
00:49:20,660 --> 00:49:22,410
Not mind control,
1209
00:49:22,410 --> 00:49:25,540
mindfulness and self-control.
1210
00:49:26,170 --> 00:49:27,380
I'm not an alien!
1211
00:49:27,500 --> 00:49:29,000
Then why are you
the weirdest one?
1212
00:49:29,130 --> 00:49:30,460
I'm not trying to be weird,
1213
00:49:30,460 --> 00:49:33,050
I just wanted you to respect me.
1214
00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:37,720
Look, this is my first year
teaching at the school,
1215
00:49:37,720 --> 00:49:41,060
and I just... I-I...
I wanted to make an impact,
1216
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:44,930
but the truth is,
this place is real strange.
1217
00:49:44,940 --> 00:49:46,770
Okay? The teachers
are acting all cult-y,
1218
00:49:46,900 --> 00:49:48,610
the janitor's eating
inanimate objects,
1219
00:49:48,730 --> 00:49:50,110
there's blue stuff going up
the walls,
1220
00:49:50,230 --> 00:49:52,030
and I don't know
what's going on!
1221
00:49:53,530 --> 00:49:56,360
Guys, I think he's telling
the truth.
1222
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:59,570
He did kill that fly. Remember?
1223
00:49:59,580 --> 00:50:00,740
[fly buzzes]
1224
00:50:01,490 --> 00:50:02,660
Patience.
1225
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:06,290
Look, I'm just a teacher
1226
00:50:06,710 --> 00:50:08,250
trying to make it
through the day.
1227
00:50:08,380 --> 00:50:10,380
We're sure he's not an alien?
1228
00:50:14,380 --> 00:50:15,720
Dang it!
1229
00:50:16,220 --> 00:50:18,430
I had so many more questions.
1230
00:50:18,550 --> 00:50:20,430
Can we untie him now?
1231
00:50:20,850 --> 00:50:23,770
[whispers]
Super sorry about this.
1232
00:50:23,770 --> 00:50:25,060
Really sorry.
1233
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:27,230
- Very sorry.
- Okay.
1234
00:50:27,650 --> 00:50:30,610
We'll bring you up to speed,
but be warned.
1235
00:50:30,730 --> 00:50:31,900
It's a lot.
1236
00:50:32,020 --> 00:50:35,820
That is... a lot.
1237
00:50:35,820 --> 00:50:36,650
Told ya.
1238
00:50:36,650 --> 00:50:37,740
[game music playing on TV]
1239
00:50:37,740 --> 00:50:40,490
By the way, what is this place?
1240
00:50:40,490 --> 00:50:42,790
[all] Todd's Chill-Veg-Vibe-
Ponder-Palace.
1241
00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:45,000
You know what?
I don't wanna know.
1242
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:46,290
I can't know.
1243
00:50:46,290 --> 00:50:48,620
Is that a soda machine?
Don't answer that.
1244
00:50:48,750 --> 00:50:51,130
What we can't figure out is why.
1245
00:50:51,590 --> 00:50:53,130
Why a middle school?
1246
00:50:53,630 --> 00:50:54,800
It seems so...
1247
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:56,170
Anticlimactic.
1248
00:50:56,170 --> 00:50:57,090
- Lame.
- Boring.
1249
00:50:57,090 --> 00:50:58,590
Confusing.
1250
00:50:58,590 --> 00:50:59,970
Miserable.
1251
00:51:01,970 --> 00:51:02,930
Oh, this symbol.
1252
00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:04,680
It loosely translates
to "misery."
1253
00:51:04,810 --> 00:51:05,930
How do you know that?
1254
00:51:05,930 --> 00:51:07,140
Because this guy looks like
1255
00:51:07,270 --> 00:51:08,730
a really sad emoji.
1256
00:51:08,730 --> 00:51:11,150
Also, I'm pretty familiar
with ancient writing systems
1257
00:51:11,150 --> 00:51:13,440
because of this game I play
called Tablets of Time.
1258
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,820
And you didn't think
to mention this before?
1259
00:51:15,820 --> 00:51:16,780
No.
1260
00:51:17,190 --> 00:51:18,490
Let's look closer.
1261
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:22,570
Maybe that's it.
1262
00:51:22,580 --> 00:51:24,240
Maybe that's what they came for.
1263
00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:26,540
What? To feed on our misery?
1264
00:51:26,540 --> 00:51:27,910
It's not the craziest idea.
1265
00:51:27,910 --> 00:51:29,660
I mean, they did make school
pretty miserable,
1266
00:51:29,670 --> 00:51:31,330
like more than usual.
1267
00:51:31,460 --> 00:51:32,500
First, the uniforms.
1268
00:51:32,630 --> 00:51:33,840
Uniforms.
1269
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:35,840
Why wasn't this mentioned
the first day?
1270
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:37,670
The horrific lighting.
1271
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:40,300
Light bulbs.
Ultra LED fluorescents.
1272
00:51:40,430 --> 00:51:42,300
- Super efficient.
- [electrical buzzing]
1273
00:51:42,300 --> 00:51:44,350
Confiscating our electronics.
1274
00:51:44,470 --> 00:51:47,020
Everyone will turn in a phone.
1275
00:51:47,770 --> 00:51:49,020
The lunch food.
1276
00:51:50,810 --> 00:51:53,190
[retching continues]
1277
00:51:53,190 --> 00:51:53,980
Eww.
1278
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:57,110
Right. I mean,
if I were an extraterrestrial
1279
00:51:57,110 --> 00:51:58,400
who fed on misery--
1280
00:51:58,530 --> 00:52:00,030
which I'm not...
1281
00:52:02,070 --> 00:52:04,700
middle school might be
my first stop because...
1282
00:52:04,830 --> 00:52:08,290
[all] Middle school is the
most miserable place on Earth.
1283
00:52:08,290 --> 00:52:09,290
[Todd] Look at 'em.
1284
00:52:09,290 --> 00:52:11,670
Pondering in the Ponder Palace,
1285
00:52:11,790 --> 00:52:13,210
as Todd intended.
1286
00:52:13,750 --> 00:52:15,920
I have a theory.
I need a multimeter
1287
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:18,340
from the science room...
and that.
1288
00:52:18,340 --> 00:52:20,720
♪ "Resolution/Revolution"
by The Linda Lindas playing ♪
1289
00:52:25,010 --> 00:52:26,390
♪ This is no resolution ♪
1290
00:52:26,510 --> 00:52:28,220
♪ This is a revolution ♪
1291
00:52:28,220 --> 00:52:30,390
[strained] As you marvel
1292
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:34,900
at the beauty
of your solar system
1293
00:52:34,900 --> 00:52:37,230
and your tiny...
1294
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:39,820
planet...
1295
00:52:40,490 --> 00:52:42,360
[laughs]
1296
00:52:42,490 --> 00:52:46,280
So small, so puny!
1297
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:48,240
[laughs]
1298
00:52:48,370 --> 00:52:51,330
...let me remind you
1299
00:52:51,330 --> 00:52:55,380
that you are nothing but a tiny,
1300
00:52:55,380 --> 00:53:00,090
insignificant speck!
1301
00:53:00,550 --> 00:53:03,800
[growls, crunches]
1302
00:53:09,430 --> 00:53:12,940
[high-pitched shriek]
1303
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:14,770
[screams]
1304
00:53:14,770 --> 00:53:15,940
Uh-oh. [grunts]
1305
00:53:16,060 --> 00:53:18,110
- [grunts]
- [thud]
1306
00:53:19,940 --> 00:53:21,070
Huh?
1307
00:53:22,240 --> 00:53:23,950
Huh? Huh?
1308
00:53:24,660 --> 00:53:27,070
[indistinct muttering]
1309
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:30,580
♪ This is a revolution
This is a revolution ♪
1310
00:53:34,790 --> 00:53:36,500
- Whoa.
- Yeah, whoa.
1311
00:53:36,500 --> 00:53:37,790
That was so cool.
1312
00:53:37,790 --> 00:53:40,250
Quick, upstairs to
the girls' bathroom. Come on.
1313
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:43,090
[Lazar] First day of school
fit check!
1314
00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:46,510
If you wanna be a trendsetter,
you have to be fearless.
1315
00:53:46,510 --> 00:53:47,800
Fashion is comfort, kids.
1316
00:53:47,930 --> 00:53:50,970
Don't say I didn't tell ya.
1317
00:53:50,970 --> 00:53:53,350
Didn't you just upload
that same thing yesterday?
1318
00:53:53,350 --> 00:53:54,390
Word for word.
1319
00:53:56,690 --> 00:53:57,860
Come on.
1320
00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:01,650
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
1321
00:54:01,650 --> 00:54:03,940
- [Ryan] What's this theory?
- [Andrea] Plumbing.
1322
00:54:05,740 --> 00:54:07,700
[Andrea grunting]
1323
00:54:11,660 --> 00:54:12,910
It's the pipes.
1324
00:54:13,660 --> 00:54:15,290
I think the aliens
have discovered a way
1325
00:54:15,410 --> 00:54:17,170
to tap into energy
we haven't discovered yet.
1326
00:54:17,290 --> 00:54:19,330
Emotional energy?
1327
00:54:19,330 --> 00:54:22,670
I just gotta plug
this current clamp here.
1328
00:54:22,670 --> 00:54:24,880
Einstein did say that it was
the most powerful force
1329
00:54:25,010 --> 00:54:27,220
- in the universe.
- I knew it!
1330
00:54:27,340 --> 00:54:29,890
These pipes are pulsing
with vast amounts of energy.
1331
00:54:30,010 --> 00:54:31,890
So you think they've turned
the plumbing system
1332
00:54:32,010 --> 00:54:34,980
into a giant
misery harvesting network?
1333
00:54:35,100 --> 00:54:37,310
And they're gathering
our misery energy
1334
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,190
into their storage vortex.
1335
00:54:39,310 --> 00:54:41,270
[snaps fingers]
The faculty toilet!
1336
00:54:41,270 --> 00:54:43,190
[Andrea] When they reach
a critical mass,
1337
00:54:43,190 --> 00:54:45,740
they'll be able to extend
their harvesting network
1338
00:54:45,860 --> 00:54:49,870
through the plumbing network
of the entire world.
1339
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:52,200
Why plumbing? Gross.
1340
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:53,540
Everybody poops.
1341
00:54:54,240 --> 00:54:55,500
- [sighs]
- How much time do we have?
1342
00:54:55,620 --> 00:54:56,870
It's hard to say for sure,
1343
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,790
but if I had to guesstimate,
1344
00:54:58,790 --> 00:55:00,420
exactly 52 minutes.
1345
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:02,670
[all] The final bell.
1346
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:04,210
You must go to your classes
1347
00:55:04,340 --> 00:55:06,380
and stay there
until the final bell...
1348
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:10,590
or there will be punishments
of great discomfort.
1349
00:55:10,590 --> 00:55:13,430
So we have to destroy
the storage vortex,
1350
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:15,310
aka the faculty toilet,
1351
00:55:15,720 --> 00:55:18,060
but that's located
in the teachers' lounge.
1352
00:55:18,190 --> 00:55:19,730
How are we gonna get in there?
1353
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:24,190
♪ rock music playing ♪
1354
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:30,570
Aw, no.
1355
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,750
- You got this, man.
- No, I don't.
1356
00:55:36,870 --> 00:55:38,660
I don't know how to be an alien.
1357
00:55:38,660 --> 00:55:40,160
[AJ] Just act weird.
1358
00:55:40,170 --> 00:55:42,750
You're already weird, so this
shouldn't really be hard.
1359
00:55:42,750 --> 00:55:45,380
Oh, and add in the word "slay"
every now and then.
1360
00:55:45,500 --> 00:55:47,380
- They seem to love that word.
- Don't worry,
1361
00:55:47,510 --> 00:55:49,880
we'll be in your ear
the whole time.
1362
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:51,390
But even if I find the thing,
1363
00:55:51,510 --> 00:55:53,350
how am I gonna destroy it?
1364
00:55:54,930 --> 00:55:56,270
I need that.
1365
00:55:59,140 --> 00:56:00,430
[grunts, pants]
1366
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:01,600
What's in here?
1367
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:02,980
A bunch of bowling balls?
1368
00:56:02,980 --> 00:56:03,940
Yeah.
1369
00:56:06,070 --> 00:56:10,450
All right, I'm gonna go,
uh, slay this thing.
1370
00:56:11,780 --> 00:56:14,240
- [door opens, closes]
- I need to find my phone.
1371
00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:15,950
I think the aliens
might have found out a way
1372
00:56:15,950 --> 00:56:17,830
to download my data
and learn about us.
1373
00:56:17,830 --> 00:56:19,700
[both] You just want
your phone back.
1374
00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:20,830
Also that.
1375
00:56:20,830 --> 00:56:22,790
I know where
the confiscated phones are.
1376
00:56:22,790 --> 00:56:24,500
Hall monitor.
1377
00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:26,750
Take a walkie and be safe.
1378
00:56:27,210 --> 00:56:28,300
Let's go.
1379
00:56:28,300 --> 00:56:31,300
♪ upbeat rock music playing ♪
1380
00:56:31,930 --> 00:56:33,140
This better work.
1381
00:56:35,890 --> 00:56:37,970
Testing, testing.
1382
00:56:38,100 --> 00:56:38,970
Hello?
1383
00:56:39,350 --> 00:56:41,140
Yep, we can hear you
loud and clear.
1384
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:44,980
Hi, Sharon.
1385
00:56:46,980 --> 00:56:48,780
Good licking to you.
1386
00:56:49,570 --> 00:56:50,610
Huh?!
1387
00:56:50,740 --> 00:56:51,650
[gasps]
1388
00:56:51,650 --> 00:56:53,320
[AJ] Try alien-speak.
1389
00:56:54,820 --> 00:56:55,990
[nonsensical mumbling]
1390
00:56:58,240 --> 00:57:00,620
[continues mumbling]
1391
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:04,460
[indistinct muttering]
1392
00:57:09,210 --> 00:57:10,170
Mmm.
1393
00:57:14,260 --> 00:57:15,640
What are you doing?
1394
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:17,220
[Small]
Don't wanna talk about it.
1395
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:20,180
I hate this already.
1396
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:25,150
So, earlier, when you said
you saw the video I posted,
1397
00:57:25,270 --> 00:57:26,810
does that mean
you follow me or...?
1398
00:57:26,810 --> 00:57:29,020
No, your videos
just come across my algo
1399
00:57:29,150 --> 00:57:30,360
every now and then.
1400
00:57:30,820 --> 00:57:32,860
- They're cool though.
- Thanks.
1401
00:57:32,990 --> 00:57:35,030
You looked cool knocking down
that wall in the bathroom.
1402
00:57:35,030 --> 00:57:37,070
If I had my phone,
I would've filmed it.
1403
00:57:37,070 --> 00:57:38,030
Thanks.
1404
00:57:40,870 --> 00:57:42,660
AJ, come look at this.
1405
00:57:49,250 --> 00:57:50,590
Whoa.
1406
00:57:51,300 --> 00:57:53,880
Mr. Small,
you were a firefighter?
1407
00:57:54,300 --> 00:57:55,380
A long time ago.
1408
00:57:56,130 --> 00:57:57,930
Now, can you please stop playing
with my stuff?
1409
00:57:57,930 --> 00:58:00,350
Ryan, you better not be wearing
my helmet.
1410
00:58:00,850 --> 00:58:02,890
I am definitely not.
1411
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:06,560
Okay, but how did you go from...
1412
00:58:06,690 --> 00:58:08,730
cool firefighter guy
1413
00:58:08,860 --> 00:58:11,150
to middle school gym teacher?
1414
00:58:11,150 --> 00:58:13,400
That's kind of a sad trajectory.
1415
00:58:13,530 --> 00:58:14,740
No offense.
1416
00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:17,610
Short version...
1417
00:58:17,610 --> 00:58:20,530
I got injured, but I still
wanted to help people.
1418
00:58:20,530 --> 00:58:22,370
And that's what teachers do.
1419
00:58:22,700 --> 00:58:23,750
Help.
1420
00:58:23,870 --> 00:58:25,120
With yoga?
1421
00:58:25,540 --> 00:58:27,250
Yeah. Look, one day,
1422
00:58:27,370 --> 00:58:28,920
your physical strength
won't be enough
1423
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:30,920
and you'll need your
mental strength to get through.
1424
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:32,590
I just want my students
to be prepared
1425
00:58:32,590 --> 00:58:35,220
for anything life might throw
at them. Also...
1426
00:58:35,340 --> 00:58:38,090
yeah, I wanted to impress you
with my aerial silks.
1427
00:58:38,090 --> 00:58:39,840
I worked really hard on them
all summer.
1428
00:58:39,850 --> 00:58:42,970
So you're not trying
to punish us,
1429
00:58:42,970 --> 00:58:44,140
you're trying to help us?
1430
00:58:44,270 --> 00:58:46,020
Of course.
Why do you think I'm out here
1431
00:58:46,020 --> 00:58:48,270
with a bucket hat
and a bag of bowling balls?
1432
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:51,150
Now, can we stop talking?
I gotta go blow up this toilet.
1433
00:58:52,150 --> 00:58:54,780
Not like...
Y-you know what I mean.
1434
00:58:55,570 --> 00:58:58,070
Operation Toilet Blast is a go.
1435
00:58:58,660 --> 00:59:01,490
- [sighs deeply]
- ♪ upbeat music playing ♪
1436
00:59:03,620 --> 00:59:04,790
Huh?
1437
00:59:04,790 --> 00:59:06,700
[indistinct muttering]
1438
00:59:06,710 --> 00:59:09,290
Good slay, slaydies. [chuckles]
1439
00:59:09,290 --> 00:59:10,620
Who's in there?
1440
00:59:10,630 --> 00:59:12,960
[Small] It's Dubois
and LaGrange.
1441
00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:17,170
[indistinct mumbling]
1442
00:59:17,170 --> 00:59:19,930
They're just staring at me.
What do I do?
1443
00:59:19,930 --> 00:59:21,680
Walk into the wall like an NPC.
1444
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:22,850
What's an NPC?
1445
00:59:22,850 --> 00:59:24,430
- Just do it!
- Ugh.
1446
00:59:25,020 --> 00:59:27,310
Oh! Oh!
1447
00:59:27,850 --> 00:59:30,310
Yes! Slay to you!
1448
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:33,940
[muttering]
1449
00:59:34,070 --> 00:59:35,860
Oh, uh, no thanks.
1450
00:59:35,980 --> 00:59:37,150
I-I don't like coffee.
1451
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:41,030
[screaming]
1452
00:59:41,030 --> 00:59:43,320
- I love it.
- [breathes deeply]
1453
00:59:43,330 --> 00:59:45,830
You have a beautiful
singing voice too.
1454
00:59:45,950 --> 00:59:49,960
[indistinct muttering]
1455
00:59:50,580 --> 00:59:53,340
[Small] They want me to eat
coffee grounds.
1456
00:59:53,460 --> 00:59:55,000
Eat the grounds, Small.
1457
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,170
I don't want to eat it.
1458
00:59:57,170 --> 00:59:58,340
You have to!
1459
01:00:00,180 --> 01:00:01,380
Mmm.
1460
01:00:03,300 --> 01:00:06,770
- Mmm. Mmm.
- [crunching]
1461
01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:10,140
Now slap yourself in the face.
1462
01:00:11,020 --> 01:00:11,980
Ow!
1463
01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:13,940
Is that what aliens do?
1464
01:00:13,940 --> 01:00:16,020
[laughs]
No, that one was just for us.
1465
01:00:16,150 --> 01:00:17,070
[both laugh]
1466
01:00:17,070 --> 01:00:18,480
[AJ sighs loudly]
1467
01:00:18,490 --> 01:00:20,240
Okay, Small,
tell them you have to use
1468
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:21,610
the little teacher's room.
1469
01:00:21,610 --> 01:00:25,200
This coffee's really going
right through me.
1470
01:00:25,330 --> 01:00:27,280
[indistinct muttering]
1471
01:00:27,290 --> 01:00:28,500
I guess I better...
1472
01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:31,040
use the little teacher's room.
1473
01:00:34,420 --> 01:00:35,540
Slay.
1474
01:00:35,540 --> 01:00:38,880
[indistinct muttering]
1475
01:00:40,590 --> 01:00:41,510
I'm in.
1476
01:00:41,510 --> 01:00:43,260
[trilling, whirring]
1477
01:00:46,390 --> 01:00:47,680
This is weird.
1478
01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:48,640
Right?
1479
01:00:49,060 --> 01:00:50,560
♪ eerie music playing ♪
1480
01:00:53,690 --> 01:00:55,270
Here goes nothing.
1481
01:00:55,270 --> 01:00:57,320
- [grunts]
- [crashes loudly]
1482
01:00:57,980 --> 01:01:00,280
- Uh, teeny problem...
- [bowling ball crashing]
1483
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:02,610
Upon execution of
the bowling ball toilet smash,
1484
01:01:02,740 --> 01:01:04,570
it bounced off
and flew into the ceiling.
1485
01:01:04,700 --> 01:01:07,080
[crashing, whirring]
1486
01:01:08,830 --> 01:01:10,540
Uh, what was that?
1487
01:01:10,660 --> 01:01:12,080
Stop trying to distract me, dude.
1488
01:01:12,210 --> 01:01:13,710
- [loud crash]
- Oh, geez!
1489
01:01:15,580 --> 01:01:17,170
[whirring intensifies]
1490
01:01:17,170 --> 01:01:18,540
[deep tone blaring]
1491
01:01:18,550 --> 01:01:19,920
That can't be good.
1492
01:01:21,420 --> 01:01:23,090
[indistinct muttering]
1493
01:01:23,220 --> 01:01:24,760
Small, time to get out of there.
1494
01:01:24,890 --> 01:01:26,390
Yup, yup, yup, yup.
1495
01:01:27,100 --> 01:01:29,510
[growling, screaming]
1496
01:01:29,510 --> 01:01:30,850
Too late.
1497
01:01:32,060 --> 01:01:33,520
He needs another way out.
1498
01:01:34,100 --> 01:01:35,560
Call Todd. Call Todd!
1499
01:01:35,690 --> 01:01:37,230
- [banging on door]
- Todd?
1500
01:01:37,770 --> 01:01:39,820
Hey! Come on!
1501
01:01:39,820 --> 01:01:41,400
- Okay.
- Need a hand?
1502
01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:42,570
Yeah. Oh!
1503
01:01:42,690 --> 01:01:43,990
Dang puff fingers!
1504
01:01:44,110 --> 01:01:45,990
[indistinct muttering]
1505
01:01:45,990 --> 01:01:47,070
[groans]
1506
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:48,620
[growls]
1507
01:01:49,450 --> 01:01:51,910
- [grunting]
- Ah!
1508
01:01:51,910 --> 01:01:53,410
Whoa!
1509
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:55,330
O-occupied.
1510
01:01:55,460 --> 01:01:57,460
[splutters] Occupée?
1511
01:01:58,080 --> 01:01:59,790
- [Todd] I'll get the others!
- Todd!
1512
01:01:59,790 --> 01:02:01,960
- [Todd] I'm not running away!
- [Small chuckles]
1513
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:03,630
Slaydies...
1514
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:06,260
- Ah. Aha...
- [flies buzzing]
1515
01:02:06,380 --> 01:02:09,510
- [Dubois] Ooh!
- [screams]
1516
01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:11,930
- He needs our help.
- We need weapons.
1517
01:02:13,310 --> 01:02:14,810
[AJ] Books?
1518
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:16,980
Never thought
these would come in handy.
1519
01:02:17,100 --> 01:02:18,810
- ♪ One, two, three, go! ♪
- Let's do it!
1520
01:02:18,810 --> 01:02:27,160
♪ Let's start a fight
Let's start a fight ♪
1521
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:29,660
- ♪ Let's start a fight ♪
- Here we are.
1522
01:02:29,660 --> 01:02:31,740
♪ Let's start a fight
Let's start a fight ♪
1523
01:02:32,330 --> 01:02:34,620
♪ Yeah, we get delinquent ♪
1524
01:02:34,620 --> 01:02:37,790
♪ Run it, run it, run it,
run it like a reprint ♪
1525
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:40,960
- This could take a while.
- Yeah...
1526
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:43,550
♪ Keep on talking smack,
I'ma smack ya in your lip ♪
1527
01:02:43,550 --> 01:02:52,300
♪ Let's start a fight
Let's start a fight ♪
1528
01:02:52,310 --> 01:02:54,350
♪ Let's start a fight
Let's start a... ♪
1529
01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:57,190
Hey, let him go!
1530
01:02:59,270 --> 01:03:02,360
♪ ominous music playing ♪
1531
01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:09,070
What have you done with him?
Where is he?
1532
01:03:10,870 --> 01:03:12,030
Hello, children.
1533
01:03:13,830 --> 01:03:16,790
- Wonderful.
- [trilling]
1534
01:03:16,790 --> 01:03:18,250
[whispers] He's one of them.
1535
01:03:18,670 --> 01:03:23,340
- [both grunting]
- ♪ "Startafight" continues ♪
1536
01:03:23,750 --> 01:03:25,840
- Take that!
- [grunting]
1537
01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:27,260
That didn't go well.
1538
01:03:27,380 --> 01:03:28,340
Time to run.
1539
01:03:28,470 --> 01:03:31,010
[both screaming]
1540
01:03:31,850 --> 01:03:35,270
Is it just me or are there
more phones than students here?
1541
01:03:35,390 --> 01:03:37,100
Oh! Found mine.
1542
01:03:37,770 --> 01:03:40,100
Ugh, no service, of course.
1543
01:03:40,100 --> 01:03:42,900
Hey, maybe FindPhone
still works. Sign in.
1544
01:03:43,860 --> 01:03:45,280
[phone beeps, dings]
1545
01:03:46,110 --> 01:03:47,740
- [chimes]
- It says it's here.
1546
01:03:47,740 --> 01:03:49,400
- I'll ping it.
- [beeps]
1547
01:03:49,530 --> 01:03:51,240
[beeping]
1548
01:03:56,330 --> 01:03:59,910
The ping's coming from...
inside the room.
1549
01:03:59,910 --> 01:04:00,960
[phone buzzing]
1550
01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:03,380
♪ tense music playing ♪
1551
01:04:06,250 --> 01:04:08,720
[crunching]
1552
01:04:09,420 --> 01:04:11,590
What is good, girlie-pops?
1553
01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:13,720
Eww. Give me my phone, Lazar.
1554
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:14,930
I know you have it.
1555
01:04:15,060 --> 01:04:17,060
I literally can't.
1556
01:04:17,180 --> 01:04:18,270
[phone buzzing]
1557
01:04:19,430 --> 01:04:21,270
Did you eat my phone?
1558
01:04:21,270 --> 01:04:22,230
Yes, queen.
1559
01:04:22,350 --> 01:04:24,610
I ate that. Left no crumbs.
1560
01:04:24,610 --> 01:04:26,570
Stop talking like that.
1561
01:04:26,570 --> 01:04:28,150
You're right.
She absorbed your data.
1562
01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:30,240
Who knows
what she's gonna do with it.
1563
01:04:31,950 --> 01:04:33,530
No, Lex, don't--
1564
01:04:34,070 --> 01:04:35,660
- Hey, MyPhone.
- [phone chimes]
1565
01:04:35,660 --> 01:04:37,450
- Mm-hmm.
- Reset to factory settings.
1566
01:04:37,580 --> 01:04:40,160
You have not backed up
the cloud in 97 days.
1567
01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:41,250
All data will be lost.
1568
01:04:41,250 --> 01:04:43,170
Are you sure
you want to proceed?
1569
01:04:43,670 --> 01:04:45,920
♪ tense music swells ♪
1570
01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:49,130
- Yes.
- [phone dings]
1571
01:04:49,130 --> 01:04:52,840
[squealing]
1572
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:54,260
Very demure! Very mindful!
1573
01:04:54,260 --> 01:04:55,840
Say what's up to my phone!
1574
01:04:55,850 --> 01:04:57,430
[Lazar huffs]
1575
01:04:57,430 --> 01:04:58,970
Take over the world!
1576
01:04:59,100 --> 01:05:00,350
Periodt! Ah!
1577
01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:01,810
We did it, boys!
1578
01:05:01,940 --> 01:05:04,140
POV, your janitor's an alien!
1579
01:05:04,150 --> 01:05:06,150
Mid Dell Middle School!
1580
01:05:06,270 --> 01:05:07,860
Cringe, cringe,
cringe, cringe, cringe!
1581
01:05:07,980 --> 01:05:08,980
Slay, slay, slay, slay.
1582
01:05:09,110 --> 01:05:10,110
- ABC...
- Do I act like that?
1583
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:12,030
...you and your mom
will love this!
1584
01:05:12,030 --> 01:05:13,150
It's giving...
1585
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:16,620
[in deep voice]
...world domination!
1586
01:05:17,120 --> 01:05:18,160
[whimpers]
1587
01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:21,330
I will not be able
to unsee that.
1588
01:05:21,700 --> 01:05:23,040
[gasps]
1589
01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:24,370
[both scream]
1590
01:05:24,370 --> 01:05:27,340
- [roaring]
- [screaming]
1591
01:05:27,790 --> 01:05:29,840
[grunting]
1592
01:05:31,590 --> 01:05:32,670
[banging on door]
1593
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:34,010
Where are you guys?
1594
01:05:34,130 --> 01:05:35,380
[grunting]
1595
01:05:35,390 --> 01:05:37,180
- [static hisses]
- [banging continues]
1596
01:05:37,300 --> 01:05:39,180
Okay, I'll go this way,
you go that way.
1597
01:05:42,230 --> 01:05:43,770
[grunts]
1598
01:05:44,390 --> 01:05:46,350
♪ tense music continues ♪
1599
01:05:46,350 --> 01:05:50,320
[teachers screeching]
1600
01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:51,610
[AJ] Remember this moment
1601
01:05:51,610 --> 01:05:53,110
from the beginning
of the movie?
1602
01:05:53,110 --> 01:05:55,740
Okay, so maybe I exaggerated
a little bit.
1603
01:05:55,740 --> 01:05:57,030
- [grunts]
- But, hey,
1604
01:05:57,160 --> 01:05:59,070
it made for an epic
opening shot, didn't it?
1605
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:00,370
Time to yell.
1606
01:06:00,370 --> 01:06:02,790
[both screaming]
1607
01:06:02,790 --> 01:06:05,080
[growling, grunting]
1608
01:06:05,210 --> 01:06:07,790
♪ upbeat rock music playing ♪
1609
01:06:07,790 --> 01:06:09,710
- Force field!
- Here goes nothing!
1610
01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:12,260
[grunting, panting]
1611
01:06:12,380 --> 01:06:13,470
[both] Yes!
1612
01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:19,300
[groaning]
1613
01:06:20,930 --> 01:06:21,850
Ow.
1614
01:06:21,970 --> 01:06:24,730
Can we stop throwing things?
1615
01:06:25,350 --> 01:06:27,390
Oh no! [whimpers]
1616
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:28,900
He's coming!
1617
01:06:29,020 --> 01:06:30,400
[panting]
1618
01:06:31,570 --> 01:06:33,740
- Oh no. Oh no.
- Mr. Small...
1619
01:06:33,860 --> 01:06:36,740
- [panting]
- Please. It's us. Remember?
1620
01:06:36,740 --> 01:06:39,110
AJ, please do something!
1621
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:41,700
Mr. Small,
I know you're in there.
1622
01:06:41,700 --> 01:06:43,580
Can some part of you hear me?
1623
01:06:44,040 --> 01:06:45,210
What are you doing?
1624
01:06:45,750 --> 01:06:47,790
I'm gonna try to change
his alien mindset.
1625
01:06:48,290 --> 01:06:50,130
A mindfulness meditation!
1626
01:06:50,250 --> 01:06:51,460
Yes!
1627
01:06:51,590 --> 01:06:53,250
Let's do one together,
Mr. Small.
1628
01:06:53,250 --> 01:06:55,090
- Repeat after me.
- [growling]
1629
01:06:55,090 --> 01:06:56,800
I am Mr. Small.
1630
01:06:56,800 --> 01:06:58,090
A good teacher,
1631
01:06:58,590 --> 01:07:00,050
a local hero,
1632
01:07:00,050 --> 01:07:02,600
a devoted yoga...
1633
01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:05,100
- Person!
- [trills]
1634
01:07:05,230 --> 01:07:06,770
[AJ] Say it with me.
1635
01:07:06,770 --> 01:07:08,600
My students love me,
1636
01:07:08,730 --> 01:07:10,100
and they're really sorry
1637
01:07:10,100 --> 01:07:12,190
for making my first day
difficult.
1638
01:07:12,190 --> 01:07:13,940
- We are!
- They understand that I want
1639
01:07:14,070 --> 01:07:15,940
what's best for them. [sighs]
1640
01:07:16,070 --> 01:07:18,820
Even though they desperately
wish it was anything else,
1641
01:07:18,820 --> 01:07:21,780
they will try to accept
hot yoga as gym class.
1642
01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:23,780
Come on, Mr. Small.
1643
01:07:23,790 --> 01:07:25,290
Say it with me.
1644
01:07:25,290 --> 01:07:28,080
I am mentally strong, stronger
than any alien fly thing
1645
01:07:28,210 --> 01:07:30,080
trying to control my mind.
1646
01:07:30,710 --> 01:07:33,250
- [grunting]
- Inhale strength... [inhales]
1647
01:07:33,380 --> 01:07:35,380
...exhale alien fly thing.
1648
01:07:35,380 --> 01:07:38,090
- Inhale strength...
- [both inhale]
1649
01:07:38,090 --> 01:07:40,680
Exhale alien fly...
1650
01:07:41,590 --> 01:07:44,350
- thing! [groans]
- [fly buzzes]
1651
01:07:44,350 --> 01:07:46,140
[fly whimpers]
1652
01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:48,350
[sighs, grunts]
1653
01:07:51,150 --> 01:07:52,360
Is he dead?
1654
01:07:52,770 --> 01:07:54,730
[breathing heavily]
1655
01:07:57,150 --> 01:07:58,490
[exhales deeply]
1656
01:07:59,990 --> 01:08:01,660
Nice mantra, AJ.
1657
01:08:01,660 --> 01:08:03,030
[relieved sigh]
1658
01:08:03,950 --> 01:08:07,490
[grunting]
1659
01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:08,500
[exhales deeply]
1660
01:08:08,620 --> 01:08:10,330
What just happened?
1661
01:08:10,330 --> 01:08:11,790
Last thing I remember,
1662
01:08:12,130 --> 01:08:14,590
the alien flew into my ear
1663
01:08:14,590 --> 01:08:16,210
and then I heard you talking,
1664
01:08:16,920 --> 01:08:20,170
and I felt
this overwhelming emotion
1665
01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:23,430
and it debilitated the alien
in my head.
1666
01:08:23,430 --> 01:08:26,010
A different kind
of emotional energy.
1667
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:27,720
[Small] Yeah.
1668
01:08:28,850 --> 01:08:31,390
Love, a-appreciation...
1669
01:08:32,310 --> 01:08:33,350
I felt it.
1670
01:08:33,980 --> 01:08:35,400
And it destroyed the bug.
1671
01:08:36,150 --> 01:08:37,820
Love is the opposite of misery.
1672
01:08:38,280 --> 01:08:39,690
Is there some way
we can use love
1673
01:08:39,820 --> 01:08:41,900
to fight the teachers
in the next...
1674
01:08:42,030 --> 01:08:43,360
six minutes?
1675
01:08:43,910 --> 01:08:45,660
[clock ticking]
1676
01:08:45,780 --> 01:08:48,870
I think so,
but I have to get on the P.A.
1677
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,960
♪ upbeat rock music playing ♪
1678
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,880
[teachers muttering, grunting]
1679
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:57,050
Stand back.
1680
01:08:57,460 --> 01:08:59,210
I'm gonna love bomb
these aliens.
1681
01:08:59,340 --> 01:09:01,340
- [mumbling]
- Melody, Lisa,
1682
01:09:01,470 --> 01:09:03,550
let's hug it out. Love wins!
1683
01:09:03,550 --> 01:09:04,890
[indistinct muttering]
1684
01:09:04,890 --> 01:09:07,600
Whoa! [grunting]
1685
01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:09,890
- Okay, maybe yoga's pretty cool.
- Get behind me.
1686
01:09:10,770 --> 01:09:11,810
[roars]
1687
01:09:12,770 --> 01:09:16,020
- ♪ "Woosah" playing ♪
- [indistinct alien noise]
1688
01:09:16,020 --> 01:09:19,440
Say hello to my little friend,
Warrior One!
1689
01:09:20,820 --> 01:09:22,700
What is happening?!
1690
01:09:23,110 --> 01:09:25,410
Get to the P.A. system!
I'll hold them off!
1691
01:09:26,870 --> 01:09:27,780
Good luck!
1692
01:09:28,700 --> 01:09:31,250
[muttering]
1693
01:09:31,370 --> 01:09:33,920
[breathes deeply] Ha!
1694
01:09:34,370 --> 01:09:37,000
[grunting]
1695
01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:42,050
[ticking loudly]
1696
01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:45,840
Wonderful. [inhales]
1697
01:09:46,260 --> 01:09:48,300
We're gonna have to fight him,
aren't we?
1698
01:09:49,390 --> 01:09:51,640
[AJ] Warning, children:
What we're about to do
1699
01:09:51,770 --> 01:09:53,930
is dangerous
and could cause injury,
1700
01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:56,060
detention, or even expulsion.
1701
01:09:56,060 --> 01:09:58,730
Do not attempt this at home
1702
01:09:58,730 --> 01:10:01,070
unless your principal's
an alien.
1703
01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:02,780
Hey, Klutz.
1704
01:10:03,860 --> 01:10:06,490
[mutters, squeals]
1705
01:10:06,490 --> 01:10:07,490
[trills]
1706
01:10:07,490 --> 01:10:08,950
[both scream]
1707
01:10:09,080 --> 01:10:11,370
- Go get him, AJ!
- [grunting]
1708
01:10:11,370 --> 01:10:12,830
- [screaming]
- [grunting]
1709
01:10:12,950 --> 01:10:14,790
♪ "Fat Lip" by Sum 41 playing ♪
1710
01:10:14,910 --> 01:10:16,960
- [grunting]
- [Ryan] Go, go!
1711
01:10:17,750 --> 01:10:20,290
- Run!
- [Klutz groaning]
1712
01:10:20,290 --> 01:10:21,460
[AJ groans]
1713
01:10:22,050 --> 01:10:23,720
[growling]
1714
01:10:24,420 --> 01:10:25,680
Take that!
1715
01:10:26,430 --> 01:10:28,550
[grunting]
1716
01:10:28,550 --> 01:10:30,050
[groaning]
1717
01:10:30,050 --> 01:10:32,770
[grunting]
1718
01:10:33,770 --> 01:10:35,730
Hurry! You've got one minute.
1719
01:10:36,310 --> 01:10:39,100
- Ryan, distract him for me!
- [screams]
1720
01:10:39,110 --> 01:10:40,650
[grunting]
1721
01:10:40,770 --> 01:10:41,820
Take that!
1722
01:10:42,360 --> 01:10:45,530
- [grunting]
- [groaning]
1723
01:10:46,070 --> 01:10:47,700
- Books never work!
- [beeps]
1724
01:10:47,700 --> 01:10:50,530
Attention all teachers
and staff, attention.
1725
01:10:50,530 --> 01:10:52,490
[over P.A.]
I have an announcement.
1726
01:10:52,490 --> 01:10:54,790
- Pay attention!
- [grunting]
1727
01:10:54,910 --> 01:10:56,830
Please listen to my words.
1728
01:10:56,960 --> 01:10:59,460
- [grunting]
- [coughing]
1729
01:10:59,580 --> 01:11:01,170
[Ryan] Are you some
kind of Terminator?
1730
01:11:01,170 --> 01:11:02,630
I know you can hear me.
1731
01:11:02,630 --> 01:11:05,300
Teachers, I need you to fight
the aliens in your heads.
1732
01:11:05,300 --> 01:11:07,340
These tiny aliens,
1733
01:11:07,340 --> 01:11:08,340
they're controlling you.
1734
01:11:08,470 --> 01:11:11,010
They're making you weird... er.
1735
01:11:11,010 --> 01:11:12,850
But you can fight them.
1736
01:11:12,970 --> 01:11:16,220
Teachers, you are not that bad.
1737
01:11:16,230 --> 01:11:18,190
- [yelling]
- [grunting]
1738
01:11:18,190 --> 01:11:20,350
No, Klutzy! No, Klutzy!
1739
01:11:20,350 --> 01:11:22,980
I don't hate you teachers
as much as I thought.
1740
01:11:23,110 --> 01:11:24,980
- Really, AJ?!
- [yelling]
1741
01:11:25,110 --> 01:11:29,400
[AJ] I mean, I guess
you're all trying your best.
1742
01:11:29,410 --> 01:11:32,370
- AJ.
- Ugh! Okay, okay.
1743
01:11:32,370 --> 01:11:34,700
[screaming, grunting]
1744
01:11:34,830 --> 01:11:36,120
[high-pitched shriek]
1745
01:11:36,790 --> 01:11:40,370
I can't believe
I'm about to say this, but I...
1746
01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:42,920
[sighs] ...love you, guys.
1747
01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:44,380
Teachers are awesome.
1748
01:11:44,500 --> 01:11:45,750
[grunting]
1749
01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:47,300
[AJ] You're trying to help,
1750
01:11:47,300 --> 01:11:49,800
day after day,
class after class.
1751
01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:54,050
And your job is hard
and thankless. And, teach--
1752
01:11:54,060 --> 01:11:56,100
- Huh?
- AJ, watch out!
1753
01:11:56,100 --> 01:11:57,270
[roars]
1754
01:11:57,390 --> 01:11:58,560
[Todd] Todd!
1755
01:11:58,560 --> 01:12:00,020
- Ahh!
- [AJ] Todd?
1756
01:12:00,020 --> 01:12:01,440
You got this, Young Todd.
1757
01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:02,610
Yes!
1758
01:12:02,730 --> 01:12:03,900
- [yells]
- Watch out!
1759
01:12:03,900 --> 01:12:05,440
- Ahh! [thuds]
- [AJ exhales]
1760
01:12:05,440 --> 01:12:07,110
- [Ryan screams]
- [AJ] Okay, uh...
1761
01:12:07,110 --> 01:12:08,400
- Listen up!
- [mic feedback squeals]
1762
01:12:08,530 --> 01:12:10,900
Teachers and janitors
don't get paid enough.
1763
01:12:10,910 --> 01:12:14,070
You should be making
what doctors make. More, even.
1764
01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:17,160
Actually, three times
as much as them.
1765
01:12:17,160 --> 01:12:18,910
They can't pay you enough!
1766
01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:22,040
In fact, I plan to write
a strongly-worded letter
1767
01:12:22,040 --> 01:12:23,920
to the president about this,
1768
01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:25,250
of the United States!
1769
01:12:25,380 --> 01:12:26,750
- [Ryan screams]
- [groans]
1770
01:12:26,750 --> 01:12:28,960
And I'll tell them,
you teachers are out here
1771
01:12:28,970 --> 01:12:30,050
showing up every day for...
1772
01:12:30,050 --> 01:12:32,640
- [grunting]
- Whoa! [groans]
1773
01:12:33,340 --> 01:12:35,430
...for a bunch of kids
who don't appreciate
1774
01:12:35,430 --> 01:12:36,930
what you do for them.
1775
01:12:36,930 --> 01:12:38,890
But that stops today!
1776
01:12:39,020 --> 01:12:41,480
- [yelling]
- [grunting]
1777
01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:43,770
- [gasps]
- [glass squeaks]
1778
01:12:43,900 --> 01:12:45,610
- Nope.
- [grunts]
1779
01:12:46,650 --> 01:12:50,650
Today, teachers and staff,
I, Arlo Jervis Williams...
1780
01:12:50,780 --> 01:12:53,610
Oh, no! Whoa! [groans]
1781
01:12:53,610 --> 01:12:56,830
...promise you
that we will do better!
1782
01:12:56,830 --> 01:12:58,990
It's working! Keep going!
1783
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:00,620
[grunts] We will be better
1784
01:13:00,750 --> 01:13:02,460
- for all the teachers...
- [grunting]
1785
01:13:02,460 --> 01:13:04,170
- ...and the staff too!
- Huh?
1786
01:13:04,170 --> 01:13:05,250
All of you!
1787
01:13:05,710 --> 01:13:07,340
We promise...
1788
01:13:07,460 --> 01:13:09,130
we will be there for you
1789
01:13:09,260 --> 01:13:10,800
the way you are for us.
1790
01:13:11,380 --> 01:13:13,300
[grunting]
1791
01:13:13,930 --> 01:13:15,680
[AJ] So don't give up on us.
1792
01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:18,510
- [growls]
- Fight them! Right now.
1793
01:13:18,510 --> 01:13:21,020
We need you to know
how much we appreciate you.
1794
01:13:21,020 --> 01:13:24,060
- We respect you.
- [grunts, sighs]
1795
01:13:24,060 --> 01:13:26,690
- We see you.
- [grunts]
1796
01:13:26,810 --> 01:13:28,820
- And we hear you.
- [grunts]
1797
01:13:29,480 --> 01:13:31,110
- We miss all of you.
- [groans]
1798
01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:33,570
And we want you back
in our classrooms...
1799
01:13:33,570 --> 01:13:34,570
[whimpers]
1800
01:13:34,570 --> 01:13:36,320
...and in our cafeterias.
1801
01:13:36,320 --> 01:13:37,950
And maybe we don't deserve it,
1802
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:41,160
but right now,
we just need one more favor.
1803
01:13:41,660 --> 01:13:43,870
Be our teachers again.
1804
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:47,710
- [grunting]
- [fly whimpering]
1805
01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:48,670
[fly thuds]
1806
01:13:48,790 --> 01:13:50,340
[Ryan sighs] It's over.
1807
01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:54,180
[breathing heavily]
1808
01:13:54,300 --> 01:13:57,090
I just had the strangest dream.
1809
01:13:57,510 --> 01:13:58,640
Yes!
1810
01:13:58,640 --> 01:14:00,350
[grunting]
1811
01:14:00,350 --> 01:14:03,640
- Why is she still fighting?!
- [growling]
1812
01:14:04,690 --> 01:14:07,020
- [grunting]
- French!
1813
01:14:07,150 --> 01:14:09,020
You have to do it in French, AJ,
1814
01:14:09,020 --> 01:14:11,190
for Dubois.
She is still fighting.
1815
01:14:11,190 --> 01:14:13,150
I don't know French yet.
1816
01:14:13,860 --> 01:14:15,110
AJ!
1817
01:14:16,910 --> 01:14:19,870
[speaking French]
1818
01:14:19,870 --> 01:14:21,030
- [AJ] Oh no!
- Huh?
1819
01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:23,040
[Andrea speaking French]
1820
01:14:23,160 --> 01:14:26,210
[grunting]
1821
01:14:26,670 --> 01:14:27,920
[fly whimpers]
1822
01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:30,210
- [groans]
- [Andrea continues]
1823
01:14:32,380 --> 01:14:33,380
[P.A. clicks]
1824
01:14:34,340 --> 01:14:35,380
[panting]
1825
01:14:35,380 --> 01:14:36,340
What happened?
1826
01:14:36,470 --> 01:14:38,390
[speaking French]
1827
01:14:39,220 --> 01:14:41,390
I also do not know
what just happened.
1828
01:14:43,220 --> 01:14:44,930
Yes!
1829
01:14:45,060 --> 01:14:46,560
It worked, Andrea! It worked!
1830
01:14:46,690 --> 01:14:47,560
- Yes!
- Yes!
1831
01:14:47,690 --> 01:14:48,730
[chuckles]
1832
01:14:48,730 --> 01:14:50,770
Why does my face hurt?
1833
01:14:51,650 --> 01:14:54,400
Is that my oil on canvas?
1834
01:14:54,530 --> 01:14:55,860
[groaning]
1835
01:14:56,280 --> 01:14:57,320
[stomach rumbles]
1836
01:14:57,860 --> 01:15:00,780
- [sighs]
- [stomach rumbles loudly]
1837
01:15:00,780 --> 01:15:02,580
[phone buzzing]
1838
01:15:02,580 --> 01:15:05,410
Oh... what did I eat?
1839
01:15:06,210 --> 01:15:09,210
[trilling, whirring]
1840
01:15:12,090 --> 01:15:13,960
[whirring intensifies]
1841
01:15:18,050 --> 01:15:20,430
[loud, rumbling explosion]
1842
01:15:22,050 --> 01:15:24,600
- [clock's tick echoes]
- [bell ringing]
1843
01:15:26,390 --> 01:15:29,270
- [bell ringing]
- [indistinct chatter]
1844
01:15:29,270 --> 01:15:31,730
[all cheering]
1845
01:15:31,730 --> 01:15:32,940
Whoo!
1846
01:15:32,940 --> 01:15:36,150
- Yeah!
- [cheering continues]
1847
01:15:36,150 --> 01:15:38,490
♪ "I Got You" by Little League
playing ♪
1848
01:15:41,530 --> 01:15:43,780
I got you, Mr. Docker. Come on.
1849
01:15:43,910 --> 01:15:47,500
♪ "I Got You" continues ♪
1850
01:15:47,500 --> 01:15:49,170
Thank you. [clears throat]
1851
01:15:49,620 --> 01:15:51,460
Why are my ears ringing?
1852
01:15:52,130 --> 01:15:53,250
Huh?
1853
01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:56,460
[cheering continues]
1854
01:15:57,380 --> 01:15:59,300
- Yes!
- Whoa!
1855
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:03,220
- Yeah!
- [laughing]
1856
01:16:03,220 --> 01:16:05,180
- Guys, we did it! We did it!
- Yeah!
1857
01:16:05,180 --> 01:16:06,810
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1858
01:16:08,930 --> 01:16:10,640
For the love of Ryan Seacrest,
1859
01:16:10,770 --> 01:16:13,190
would somebody please tell me
what happened?
1860
01:16:13,770 --> 01:16:15,150
These kids stepped up.
1861
01:16:15,780 --> 01:16:16,860
That's what happened.
1862
01:16:17,440 --> 01:16:19,820
Oh, and the faculty toilet
exploded.
1863
01:16:19,820 --> 01:16:21,320
[sighs] Yeah.
1864
01:16:22,280 --> 01:16:25,530
Ugh. I'm getting too old
for this crap.
1865
01:16:25,530 --> 01:16:28,160
♪ "The Anthem" by Good Charlotte
playing ♪
1866
01:16:28,290 --> 01:16:30,370
[AJ] So things
went back to normal.
1867
01:16:30,500 --> 01:16:32,330
Well, normal weird.
1868
01:16:32,330 --> 01:16:35,000
476, 477, 478...
1869
01:16:35,130 --> 01:16:38,420
Everybody, we are so close!
Please hurry! Run!
1870
01:16:38,420 --> 01:16:40,340
Yes, Andrea! Yes!
1871
01:16:40,340 --> 01:16:43,510
478, 479... You!
1872
01:16:43,510 --> 01:16:44,640
You!
1873
01:16:45,050 --> 01:16:46,010
Yes!
1874
01:16:46,680 --> 01:16:49,640
480, 481! Yes!
1875
01:16:50,060 --> 01:16:51,690
- AJ!
- [AJ] Watch this.
1876
01:16:51,810 --> 01:16:53,850
Don't let me down. Go, go, go!
1877
01:16:53,850 --> 01:16:57,480
Yes! Five, four, three,
1878
01:16:57,480 --> 01:16:58,900
- two...
- [clicks]
1879
01:16:58,900 --> 01:17:00,690
482!
1880
01:17:00,690 --> 01:17:03,030
- Yes!
- [bell rings]
1881
01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:04,870
We did it!
1882
01:17:06,280 --> 01:17:07,200
Voilà!
1883
01:17:08,370 --> 01:17:10,700
Wow. What do we think?
1884
01:17:10,700 --> 01:17:11,910
[all cheering]
1885
01:17:11,910 --> 01:17:13,580
Yes!
1886
01:17:13,710 --> 01:17:15,130
Do the face!
1887
01:17:15,130 --> 01:17:17,210
- [all cheering]
- Let's do the face!
1888
01:17:17,340 --> 01:17:19,130
Let's do the face!
1889
01:17:19,130 --> 01:17:20,420
[Small] All right.
1890
01:17:21,090 --> 01:17:23,180
You all wanted regular gym?
1891
01:17:24,300 --> 01:17:25,300
Fine.
1892
01:17:25,300 --> 01:17:26,890
You're all running the mile.
1893
01:17:27,010 --> 01:17:28,220
[all] Aww.
1894
01:17:28,350 --> 01:17:32,060
I'm just kidding.
Who's up for some dodgeball?
1895
01:17:32,060 --> 01:17:33,440
[all cheering]
1896
01:17:36,860 --> 01:17:39,150
♪ "Go to college,
a university" ♪
1897
01:17:39,150 --> 01:17:42,400
♪ "Get a real job"
That's what they said to me ♪
1898
01:17:42,530 --> 01:17:45,910
♪ But I could never live
the way they want ♪
1899
01:17:46,030 --> 01:17:48,910
[bell rings]
1900
01:17:48,910 --> 01:17:50,240
- Oh, Andrea.
- Bye.
1901
01:17:50,240 --> 01:17:52,450
We're going to Ryan's
to play PD6. Wanna come?
1902
01:17:52,450 --> 01:17:54,750
[sighs] I have nine tests
to study for,
1903
01:17:54,870 --> 01:17:56,330
but I can multitask.
1904
01:17:56,330 --> 01:17:59,250
So, Lex, how does it feel
to be officially phoneless?
1905
01:17:59,250 --> 01:18:00,750
- Mmm.
- Kind of a slay.
1906
01:18:00,750 --> 01:18:02,550
That word is dead to me.
1907
01:18:02,670 --> 01:18:04,630
As for being phoneless,
I actually love it.
1908
01:18:04,630 --> 01:18:07,430
And honestly, I can live
a happy life without a phone,
1909
01:18:07,430 --> 01:18:09,600
but I am getting a new one
this weekend.
1910
01:18:09,720 --> 01:18:11,560
Hey, yo! Young Todd!
1911
01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:13,730
- Young Todd's squad.
- [all] Todd?
1912
01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:15,640
Did you go to class today?
1913
01:18:15,640 --> 01:18:18,610
Yeah, I figured maybe
I'd give school another shot.
1914
01:18:18,610 --> 01:18:20,820
Can't be in the eighth grade
forever. Right?
1915
01:18:20,820 --> 01:18:22,990
Also, you got
a little something there.
1916
01:18:23,780 --> 01:18:24,780
Ooh.
1917
01:18:25,780 --> 01:18:26,950
See you all tomorrow.
1918
01:18:27,070 --> 01:18:29,200
- Bye, Todd!
- Bye, Todd!
1919
01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:33,200
You gotta admit, today was
a pretty good day, wasn't it?
1920
01:18:33,200 --> 01:18:37,120
It maybe wasn't
a totally terrible day,
1921
01:18:37,750 --> 01:18:39,290
but I still hate school.
1922
01:18:39,880 --> 01:18:42,130
[whirring]
1923
01:18:43,340 --> 01:18:46,340
[powering up, whirring]
1924
01:18:46,470 --> 01:18:49,300
♪ eerie music playing ♪
1925
01:18:51,680 --> 01:18:54,810
♪ "The Anthem" continues ♪
1926
01:18:54,810 --> 01:18:56,600
[chuckling]
1927
01:18:58,440 --> 01:19:02,650
[whirring]
1928
01:19:02,650 --> 01:19:04,980
♪ This is the anthem
Throw all your hands up ♪
1929
01:19:04,990 --> 01:19:07,700
♪ Y'all got to feel me
Sing if you're with me ♪
1930
01:19:07,700 --> 01:19:10,160
♪ Another loser anthem
Whoa-oh ♪
1931
01:19:10,320 --> 01:19:12,830
♪ Another loser anthem
Whoa-oh ♪
1932
01:19:12,990 --> 01:19:15,750
♪ Another loser anthem
Whoa-oh ♪
1933
01:19:15,750 --> 01:19:17,620
♪ Another loser anthem ♪
1934
01:19:18,750 --> 01:19:21,540
♪ upbeat pop punk music
playing ♪
1935
01:19:21,540 --> 01:19:24,340
♪ You wanna tell me what to do
Heck no ♪
1936
01:19:24,340 --> 01:19:26,670
♪ You want me to play
by the rules, heck no ♪
1937
01:19:26,670 --> 01:19:30,930
♪ You want me to be
another mindless fool ♪
1938
01:19:30,930 --> 01:19:32,430
♪ No, no, no ♪
1939
01:19:32,430 --> 01:19:35,020
♪ You wanna tell me
what to say, heck no ♪
1940
01:19:35,140 --> 01:19:37,770
♪ You want me to play
your stupid games, heck no ♪
1941
01:19:37,770 --> 01:19:41,770
♪ But won't you just get up
and out my way ♪
1942
01:19:43,190 --> 01:19:45,900
♪ We won't play by the rules ♪
1943
01:19:45,900 --> 01:19:48,780
♪ We won't be
another mindless fool ♪
1944
01:19:48,780 --> 01:19:53,870
♪ Get me out of this school ♪
1945
01:19:53,870 --> 01:19:55,540
[vocalizing]
1946
01:19:55,540 --> 01:19:58,290
♪ Everyone is weird ♪
1947
01:19:58,290 --> 01:20:00,960
♪ Get me out of here ♪
1948
01:20:00,960 --> 01:20:04,380
♪ Get me out of here ♪
1949
01:20:04,380 --> 01:20:06,380
[vocalizing]
1950
01:20:06,380 --> 01:20:08,880
♪ Everyone is weird ♪
1951
01:20:09,010 --> 01:20:14,600
♪ Get me out of here ♪
1952
01:20:21,060 --> 01:20:23,900
♪ I'm so sick of following
your orders ♪
1953
01:20:23,900 --> 01:20:26,400
♪ So sick of doing
what you tell me, no ♪
1954
01:20:26,570 --> 01:20:29,070
♪ Don't care
if that's gonna be a problem ♪
1955
01:20:29,240 --> 01:20:31,740
♪ I'm getting out
of this school ♪
1956
01:20:31,860 --> 01:20:34,410
♪ So sick of following
your orders ♪
1957
01:20:34,530 --> 01:20:36,830
♪ Don't care
if that's gonna be a problem ♪
1958
01:20:36,830 --> 01:20:38,290
♪ No, 'cause I'm getting out ♪
1959
01:20:38,290 --> 01:20:41,580
♪ Getting the heck
out of here ♪
1960
01:20:42,580 --> 01:20:45,090
♪ We won't play by your rules ♪
1961
01:20:45,210 --> 01:20:48,170
♪ We won't be
another mindless fool ♪
1962
01:20:48,170 --> 01:20:50,470
♪ Get me out ♪
1963
01:20:50,470 --> 01:20:54,760
♪ Of this school ♪
1964
01:20:54,890 --> 01:20:57,470
♪ Everyone is weird ♪
1965
01:20:57,600 --> 01:21:01,980
♪ Get me out of here ♪
1966
01:21:01,980 --> 01:21:04,940
Todd? Todd? Where is everyone?
1967
01:21:06,400 --> 01:21:08,150
I hope they saved the world.
1968
01:21:09,280 --> 01:21:11,030
[vocalizing]
1969
01:21:11,030 --> 01:21:13,530
♪ Everyone is weird ♪
1970
01:21:14,410 --> 01:21:15,870
[whooshes, whirs]
1971
01:21:15,870 --> 01:21:19,040
♪ upbeat rock music playing ♪
1972
01:21:21,710 --> 01:21:22,580
♪ Hey! ♪
1973
01:21:34,010 --> 01:21:34,890
♪ Hey! ♪
1974
01:21:46,270 --> 01:21:47,230
♪ Hey! ♪
1975
01:22:04,960 --> 01:22:07,670
♪
1976
01:22:35,110 --> 01:22:37,870
♪ "Woosah" by Charmaine
playing ♪
1977
01:22:39,450 --> 01:22:40,620
♪ Woo ♪
1978
01:22:41,160 --> 01:22:42,540
♪ Woosah ♪
1979
01:22:42,540 --> 01:22:45,160
♪ Wax on, wax off
and breathe in two times ♪
1980
01:22:45,290 --> 01:22:48,290
♪ Child, those ain't-- Shh!
Never make it too loud ♪
1981
01:22:48,420 --> 01:22:50,460
♪ Breathe in
[inhales twice] Out ♪
1982
01:22:50,460 --> 01:22:51,670
♪ Woosah ♪
1983
01:22:51,670 --> 01:22:53,300
♪ Breathe in
[inhales twice] Out ♪
1984
01:22:53,460 --> 01:22:55,340
♪ Woosah, woosah ♪
1985
01:22:55,470 --> 01:22:56,970
♪ Woo ♪ [echoes]
1986
01:22:56,970 --> 01:22:58,380
♪ Leavin' them salty
the way I shake it ♪
1987
01:22:58,390 --> 01:22:59,840
♪ Sweet by the way
that I bake it ♪
1988
01:22:59,850 --> 01:23:01,390
♪ Never need spice
I'm feelin' Jamaican ♪
1989
01:23:01,390 --> 01:23:02,810
♪ I am the captain
I don't need savin' ♪
1990
01:23:02,810 --> 01:23:04,980
♪ Woosah, I been feelin'
way too fly ♪
1991
01:23:05,100 --> 01:23:06,350
♪ Breathe in ♪ [inhales twice]
1992
01:23:06,350 --> 01:23:08,150
♪ Only when I'm feeling
new vibes ♪
1993
01:23:08,270 --> 01:23:09,690
♪ New vibes ♪
1994
01:23:11,650 --> 01:23:12,860
♪ Woosah ♪
1995
01:23:12,860 --> 01:23:14,730
♪ Breathe in
[inhales twice] Out ♪
1996
01:23:14,740 --> 01:23:15,860
♪ Woosah ♪
1997
01:23:16,320 --> 01:23:17,360
♪ Woosah ♪
1998
01:23:17,820 --> 01:23:19,030
♪ Woosah ♪
1999
01:23:19,030 --> 01:23:20,990
♪ Breathe in
[inhales twice] Out ♪
2000
01:23:21,870 --> 01:23:23,490
♪ Woo! ♪ [echoes]
2001
01:23:23,620 --> 01:23:26,580
[Ms. LaGrange] Uh! Check it.
♪ It's Ms. LaGrange ♪
2002
01:23:26,580 --> 01:23:28,670
♪ Gettin' real strange
on the microphone ♪
2003
01:23:28,790 --> 01:23:31,210
♪ Lunch food ain't nothin'
like you got at home ♪
2004
01:23:31,210 --> 01:23:33,040
♪ We got the greens
and the beans ♪
2005
01:23:33,050 --> 01:23:34,710
♪ And the chicka-chicka-peas ♪
2006
01:23:34,710 --> 01:23:37,590
♪ Garbanzo beans! ♪